The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

LASIK Surgeon Offering ‘Total Blindness’ Option For Pride Month https://t.co/CSGU7lHcL8

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LASIK Surgeon Offering ‘Total Blindness’ Option For Pride Month https://t.co/CSGU7lHcL8

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Disaster As Adam Forgets Adage 'Leaves Of Three, Let Them Be' When Making First Leafy Covering https://t.co/rs67NCGFkl https://t.co/SKIOtC0abw

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Theology Update: Bible Scholars Now Believe The 'P' in 'Psalms' Not Supposed To Be Silent https://t.co/BkkMQqNt0V

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Theology Update: Bible Scholars Now Believe The 'P' in 'Psalms' Not Supposed To Be Silent https://t.co/BkkMQqNt0V

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Success Of 'Lilo & Stitch' Teaches Disney Important Lesson To Just Keep Pumping Out Live-Action Remakes Forever https://t.co/5wYcFRCMty

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Success Of 'Lilo & Stitch' Teaches Disney Important Lesson To Just Keep Pumping Out Live-Action Remakes Forever https://t.co/5wYcFRCMty

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

California Unveils Massive New Escape Room Called ‘California’ https://t.co/BUXy3Jq5iI

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California Unveils Massive New Escape Room Called ‘California’ https://t.co/BUXy3Jq5iI

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

The Babylon Bee Has Acquired The Starbucks Employee Union List Of Demands https://t.co/0qBsGXj5lx

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The Babylon Bee Has Acquired The Starbucks Employee Union List Of Demands https://t.co/0qBsGXj5lx

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Trump Responds To Putin's Charge Of Him Being Emotional With An All-Caps Tweet https://t.co/0fQ3xxAXXD

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Trump Responds To Putin's Charge Of Him Being Emotional With An All-Caps Tweet https://t.co/0fQ3xxAXXD

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Biden, Macron Team Up To Form Support Group For Battered And Abused World Leaders https://t.co/msn0TfWfoa

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Biden, Macron Team Up To Form Support Group For Battered And Abused World Leaders https://t.co/msn0TfWfoa

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations https://t.co/ZJsfub2GRD

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South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations https://t.co/ZJsfub2GRD

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem https://t.co/KNF4wzETW2

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Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem https://t.co/KNF4wzETW2

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount https://t.co/MGfwN3Js94

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Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount https://t.co/MGfwN3Js94

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Mechanic Determines Car Repairs Will Cost Whatever Your Whole Paycheck Is This Month https://t.co/9O4M6vQ8zs

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Mechanic Determines Car Repairs Will Cost Whatever Your Whole Paycheck Is This Month https://t.co/9O4M6vQ8zs

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

French President Macron Claims He Fell Down The Stairs Again https://t.co/qCMzQocuBq

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French President Macron Claims He Fell Down The Stairs Again https://t.co/qCMzQocuBq

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Oh No: Phil Robertson Greeted In Heaven By 12 Million Angry Ducks https://t.co/kKqMfyxGVi

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Oh No: Phil Robertson Greeted In Heaven By 12 Million Angry Ducks https://t.co/kKqMfyxGVi

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Veterans Brace For Onslaught Of 'Happy Memorial Day' Greetings https://t.co/6P65EHhiac

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Veterans Brace For Onslaught Of 'Happy Memorial Day' Greetings https://t.co/6P65EHhiac

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Man Who Uses 37 Matches To Start BBQ Grill Pretty Sure He Could Survive Alone In The Woods Of Alaska

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Man Who Uses 37 Matches To Start BBQ Grill Pretty Sure He Could Survive Alone In The Woods Of Alaska

DES MOINES, IA — Any impending societal collapse would likely pose no threat to a local man who, despite needing 37 matches to start his grill, e...

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Man Who Uses 37 Matches To Start BBQ Grill Pretty Sure He Could Survive Alone In The Woods Of Alaska https://t.co/YXUNGQpCyC

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th https://t.co/jt6WGsTFU3

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On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th https://t.co/jt6WGsTFU3

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking https://t.co/sU8l1sCgXu

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Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking https://t.co/sU8l1sCgXu

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

Woman Enters 8th Hour Of Argument She's Having With Husband Entirely In Her Head https://t.co/dLiWRN5DIs

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Woman Enters 8th Hour Of Argument She's Having With Husband Entirely In Her Head https://t.co/dLiWRN5DIs

The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

RT @Not_the_Bee: Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty patriarch, has passed away

Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty patriarch, has passed away

Say a prayer for the Robertson clan and for fans of the A&E show Duck Dynasty. The head of the Robertson house, Phil Robertson, the Duck Comman...