I seriously don’t get why people would rather go through this instead of using lightning…

GM #nostr Don’t think for a second that by approving ETFs, the suits are now going to be on our side. The reality couldn’t be further from the truth. I guarantee that the feds will now do everything in their power to ensure that ONLY they benefit from #bitcoin, and leave everyone else in the dust. Expect to see tightening restrictions on what you can do with your money. What Robinhood did to GME shows us that they will go to any lengths to prevent the people from coming out on top. Prepare for war ⚔️

So #bitcoin #ETF is now officially a thing. At first glance it might seem like a impediment to self-custody (what with Blackrock, Fidelity, etc. now entering the fray). However, this is a golden opportunity for us. They think they can treat #bitcoin as just another stock to manipulate, but we don’t work like that. They do not know what is coming for em. They will be in for a RUDE AWAKENING. 2024 is going to be a great year. #HODL #STACK #SATS #FOREVER 💎🙌

Power-hungry tyrants fighting power-hungry tyrants. I am not surprised in the slightest. #nostr doesn’t face any of these issues whatsoever because there’s no central server to censor. Period.

The motive for GHOST OF BUFFET has been identified. After my SEC hack, they hired GHOST OF BUFFET to hack back in an act of revenge. Don’t worry though, everything has been resolved. GHOST OF BUFFET’s hacking:

@ODELL #CAPS 4 #ZAPS SPREAD THE WORD View quoted note →

GHOST OF BUFFET has hacked into my brain, but it’s all good now. He cannot cause further damage, I have made sure of that. Once again, I would like to reiterate that I do not endorse the giving of free money. Any zaps sent so far have been in error. Thank you for your underst-ARGH-

YOU GET A #ZAP YOU GET A #ZAP YOU ALL GET ZAPPED!!! View quoted note →

The hacker made an unexpected comeback recently, and made more unauthorized posts on this account. Once again, ignore any posts made by this account promising free money. Use your common sense, and only trust sources that are trustworthy (such as me and the SEC)

RESPOND IN ALL CAPS TO THIS POST AND I WILL ZAP U!!! ITS THAT SIMPLE!!! 🤑💰💸🪙 #CAPS4ZAPS #FREESATS #BITCOIN #NOSTR #SATSURDAY #EPIC #420 #NOSCOPE #YEET

THERE WAS NO HACK. THERE IS NO HACK. THERE WAS NEVER A HACK AND THERE WILL NEVER BE A HACK.EVERYTHING IS FINE AND DANDY. IGNORE THE POSTS SAYING I WAS HACKED, THAT IS LIER

The hacker has been identified as GHOST OF BUFFET. The incident has been fully contained. There is no need to worry about the authenticity of my posts anymore ARGH-

@ODELL I am so sorry for any emotional or psychological damage that the hacker may or may not have caused to you

A hacker has gained unauthorized access to my Nostr account and made fraudulent posts on this account. Ignore any messages that I have sent so far. I will not be doubling any sats sent to a particular note, nor will I be giving 69 sats to anyone who reposts it. I repeat, I will not be doubling any sats sent to that note, nor will I be giving 69 sats to anyone who reposts it.

@ODELL I LUV U BAE 😘

GM #NOSTR GANG FEELIN REAL GENEROUS TODAY SO ZAP THIS NOTE AND ILL DOUBLE YOU BACK ILL ALSO GIVE 69 SATS TO ANYONE WHO REPOSTS THIS #BITCOIN #SATS #PLEBCHAIN #COFFEECHAIN #BITCOINCHAIN #NOSTRCHAIN #CHAINCHAIN #WESTACKSATS #TOTHEMOON #MONIEZ #ESKETTIT #HASHTAG

@jb55 I saw your post yesterday about coding in a bar and thought “Hey, I should do that” Ended up accidentally hacking the SEC, but that’s a win in my books 👍

Had my credit card frozen because I tried purchasing $100 worth of #bitcoin with it. They told me this was done as a “fraud prevention measure” 🤣 Remember #nostr, the banks are not your friend

@ODELL