So cozy on a crisp late-winter morn

Did you see that Ring doorbell Super Bowl ad about dogs? I wonder if they could use that to find people too.

The Patriots would win if punts were worth 1 point.

She’s checking my taxes.

Curled up by the heater vent again. So cozy.

May you live in interesting times.

She’s camped out by the heater vent again.

69,420 is inevitable at this point, right?

Would a debt crisis really be so bad?

It just keeps getting more & more affordable!

Payday is tomorrow! Here is a photo of me on @strike tomorrow morning:

I got a phone call that my Coinbase account was being hacked. (I closed that thing a few years ago, but that’s cool, let’s play.) So I press 1 to get the scammer to call me. He called and said he was from Google and that somebody was trying to change my Google phone number. I played along why not, right? So we confirmed this and we confirmed that and he sent a code to my YouTube app. But the code never came because I don’t let YouTube send me notifications. He tried again. It still didn’t come through. And sure we spent some time verifying that I was definitely on the correct YouTube. So he pushed some button on his side and I got a text message. He asked me to read the code to ensure what the hell what do I care? I told him he was 553826 or something like that. He does whatever he does on his end. Of course it doesn’t work. Give me a fucking break. So you asked me to repeat it but there’s no way I could repeat the random number that I gave him a second ago so I told my I deleted the text message. Then he freaks out, starts cursing, threatening me. Super spicy. 🌶️ It was hilarious. I really think that we all should press one and waste as much of their time as we can. Think about it from a distributed standpoint, we are doing a distributed denial of service on these fuckers. Whatever time of theirs you can burn might be what it takes to prevent them from scamming someone else who doesn’t know better.

Sleepy cat by the heater vent again this morn’

The cat, loving the morning heater.

@jack mallers @strike Is this real? Or are scammers now targeting Strike users?

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Saylor is a master at framing a debate, but a fucking unwatchable idiot. Does Danny get to say more than 2 words past the 45 minute mark? I can’t watch this anymore.

If I don’t edit my cost basis in @strike before Jan 31st, what happens? @strike reports $0 to the govt? I can live with that.

My cat loves to sleep by the heater vent.

I saw a new oxymoron today in a news headline: “Half a million dollars in Pokémon cards”