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Some of the absolute funniest thoughts that I could never say out loud.
Mateo 2 hours ago
The servant shouldn't linger long at the master's plate.
Mateo 5 days ago
5/24/2015 I stand in the light of this kitchen, the dark world outside. I wonder if anyone ever walks down this dim street, looks in my window, and sees me there. ...standing there, head lowered, paused, thinking, contemplating... Do they wonder who I am, whether upright or corrupt, life-loving or stagnant? Do they care? Do they judge? I shouldnโ€™t care, but I do... โ€“ The thoughts of a lonely heart.
Mateo 6 days ago
We attribute this, as with everything else, to divine benevolence.
Mateo 6 days ago
Part of me thinks that the lady on the plane could have been right. The "that man is not real" lady. But probably not because she made such a scene. I don't know the full situation though.
Mateo 6 days ago
In my side project with my co-founder I am massively underperforming. Part of it is me planning so badly. One of my last options is to trust me I generated code without painstakingly verifying it manually. Between that or the project failing, I'm okay with it.
Mateo 6 days ago
Yes, I have a great wife. But am I a great husband? Not that I need to be. Not that I need to worry about being... But when I look back, how cringy do I want to feel? Time to get off my ass and work.
Mateo 1 week ago
Equating _beneficial_ with _meant to be_.
Mateo 1 week ago
The fatter the carrot, the easier it bites.
Mateo 1 week ago
If you're smart enough to realize the combination to my china cabinet is "000", then you're also hopefully smart enough to know you shouldn't be in there.
Mateo 1 week ago
Staying together for the kids: ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Keeping it together for the kids? ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ช Staying together in general? โœ… ๐Ÿค” ideally both partners would learn to communicate well and be decent human beings white-knuckling it "for the kids" is less than ideal probably
Mateo 2 weeks ago
Oh, the toilet water thing makes so much sense now... "eau de toilet". Having just now perfumed my own toilet, this evening.
Mateo 2 weeks ago
Remember, neighbor... you're only a few bad decisions away from having squirrels in your attic.
Mateo 2 weeks ago
What if certain sites' AI summaries are just ways of keyword stuffing for SEO?
Mateo 2 weeks ago
The kind of floor my soles lament to touch.
Mateo 2 weeks ago
Cloth 7 - Daily Bread still listening to it ๐Ÿ‘
Mateo 2 weeks ago
Preposterous questions that might be true: What if the rocks were softer back then? Not yet "set" after the floodwaters? How long did it take for them to set?
Mateo 2 weeks ago
It can turn your trauma into emptiness but it cannot create life.
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