帶佢去威／佢帶我去威 (Silk, Bristol) 
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Silk
Cocktail Bar • Bristol, United Kingdom
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My MBTI is GTFO.
坐着架污糟玻璃巴士，天氣幾好都係王家衛咁款 
整到最後一客係咪可以連埋成個 wheel 咁當碟上 😋 (Mercato Metropolitano Mayfair, London) 
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Mercato Metropolitano Mayfair
Food Court in Mayfair, Greater London
Inconspicuous Waymo being inconspicuous
一言難盡… 因為唔係 archi 咁簡單（又或者話 archi 唔係圖則同模型咁簡單），不過場地嘅 ID 係做得唔錯，例如唔使講明唔准坐你都知唔准坐（而且帶 sit and I’ll shove it up your— 嘅隱含威脅）(Sir John Soane's Museum, London) 
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Sir John Soane's Museum
History Museum in London, Greater London
Bailey さん又係我呀哈哈哈哈仲唔快啲收埋你啲金條 (Bank of England, London) 
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Bank of England
Bank in London, Greater London
Island Line is red! I repeat: Island Line *is* *red*! 
呢度嘅生活哲學就係：隨性、不羈、融合科技與自然 
欣聞香港公開考試要求考生一旦使用簡體英文則須全卷一致使用簡體英文，並建議將此準則擴展至簡體中文。
學術界包袱慘重 😩 
培訓部想組織 pizza party 吸引人嚟參加網上匯報平台嘅應用培訓，但反應欠佳。同事一味淨係識得話「不如開放畀多啲人報名」，但有冇諗過喺當日 serve 乜嘢 pizza 方面着手？試下講明 𝘧𝘰𝘪𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 配以 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥-𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 包你座無虛席。
對於好唔好定居 Bristol 呢個問題，我會邀請對方先了解下呢個銅像喺乜嘢情況下唔見咗及其後續討論／反思／訴訟／判決，從而評估自己 fit 唔 fit 呢度： 
Today I learned:
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s? 
Linguistic Discovery
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s?
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s even though most people only pronounce one of them?
Ewww gross… 冇乜事唔好臨瞓碌社交網 
Didn’t realise correction services encompass relocation of hair to the bottom half of an inmate’s head 
見有人將個泵把連鬼面罩揈咗入人哋前院…… Volvo 堅如坦克嘅講法已是神話不再 🚬 
本人乃係被藥學耽誤了的爛 gag 師。
屋企人（亦係藥師）：唔可以覺得有事先食㗎，隻藥 onset 耐呀。
本人心諗：Onset 耐美惠⁈⁈
又遇着嗰啲自助落單機逼你一定要留個名…… so today I’m Ron 
有時人哋寫句英文結尾加個 “tbh”，驟眼睇會睇咗做 “lah”，但又同個語氣幾夾。
If you were driving a GTR you would’ve been dead tbh
你揸 GTR 你死咗啦
Mathematical reasoning invariably degenrates into fights 