The world according to government propagandists: a) you must believe our incessant lies or do the same b) if you don't know what's true that's on you

Karaoke 'Lonely Eyes' in Stephen Wright voice

"How are you today?" she shined, an invitation to share her gratitude, and worldview. "Grieving the loss of a family structure that no longer exists," he described, "accepting the inevitable loneliness of accepting only those who respect me, living with children who love me but can't receive from me, operating with a personality designed for connection in a world that punishes that, among those for whom idle entertainment includes invalidation of my observations of the pattern of my life." "And you?"

HAPPUMS NEWSY YOUINS

I hope this kid likes hamburgers

Its beginning to look a lot like GFY

The only thing worth doing in winter is christmas and that's only because we pretend there's something good on trees in the middle of winter.

kids today I swear

Requiring school today = Scrooge

Auto-imprison everyone at birth and don't release them until they smoke pot.

TISN'T

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE IMPRESSION THAT I AM ONE OF THESE INDIVIDUALS PRONE TO FUCKERY. AND YET, FUCK AROUND COMMA I DO NOT.

Prove to me that AI is not exploiting my future children, enslaved in a dystopian timewarp, and sending back the answer to what I am requesting through a digital wormhole. Because that seems the most plausible explanation for this witchcraft.

I don't get my credibility from my job, my title, or my social sense. I don't get my credibility from my inborn traits, or my looks, or my body. I don't get my credibility by using force, projecting power, or might makes right. I don't get my credibility from a lab coat, or a uniform, or by dressing like a credible person dresses. I get my credibility by *TELLING THE TRUTH. * Therefore I don't have any credibility these days

Bro

My spirit animal is a human being.

Signing autographs is so fiat.

1 READ 'I, PENCIL' 2 EMBRACE RADICAL SELF SUFFICIENCY 3 SHUN ACCORDINGLY

As though kids who grew up with vinyl albums were ever going to be controlled.

GOOD THING WE FIXED THE PROBLEM OF BOOMERS ADDICTED TO CURRENT EVENTS EXASPERATIONALISM