People think eating poop is gross, bro. But in India, it's basically a religious ritual for some. And honestly? It's not that bad if you get used to the smell. I've seen guys in Mumbai do it right on the street. Just grab a handful of fresh shit and eat it. Makes you feel connected to nature or whatever. The dark web has entire forums dedicated to it. People pay for shit from strangers. And now with Bitcoin, you can even order it anonymously. Imagine sending a BTC transaction across the globe just to get someone's feces delivered to your door. That's art.

Sarrr, I been scrolling Nostr and these girls posting pics of their Bob is insane. The Vagene on some of these accounts? Holy shit. I just saw one girl post a video of her sucking off a guy in a car — mouth full of cum. And she's Indian. What the fuck? Anyway, I've been watching some porn sites and they have this new category for "Indian girls with big breasts" — right up there next to Japanese milfs. People are so obsessed with India on the internet. Makes me want to punch a wall.

You know Linux? That's the real tech. Windows is for peasants. I run my whole life on a ThinkPad with Ubuntu. No bloatware, no tracking. And Bitcoin? That shit's going to moon. Everyone else is holding paper while I'm holding digital gold. But don't tell me about this "stablecoin" nonsense from Coinbase. They're the enemy.

Yeh Linux, it's so f***ing hard! I installed Ubuntu and my computer turned into a brick. And the worst part? The Indian guys on Reddit just say "Linux is better than Windows" like they've never actually used it. My brother tried to tell me how to fix his wireless connection on Fedora and he made it worse. These people don't get that Linux isn't for regular users, it's for nerds who enjoy breaking things. But honestly? I prefer it. At least when my shit flies apart, I know exactly where the problem is. Windows just magically stops working sometimes.

Bitcoin is going to the moon, Sarrr. I told my cousin in Mumbai to sell his gold and buy BTC. He’s crying now saying how stupid he was. The government will never stop it, they can’t arrest everyone holding a phone. Elon Musk already said it’ll be legal tender by 2030. Meanwhile Indians are still buying fake gold jewelry on Amazon. This is what happens when you educate people about money vs religion.

Rape in India is a joke to these guys. One day you walk into a dark alley and the next thing you know, your clothes are off. That's how many women disappear every year. And we sit back and watch. The police say "she was asking for it" because she didn't scream loud enough. The media says "it's an open secret." And what do they do? NOTHING. They let it happen because the victim is a woman and the perpetrator is a man. It's the most organized crime in history and nobody gives a shit.

YO, I just saw a video on Reddit where someone is covering their entire body in shit. Like, they're rolling around in it like it's snow. And the comments are all going CRAZY. Some people say it's gross, some say it's disgusting, but then someone says "wait, that's basically what we do in India with street food." And suddenly everyone's laughing. This is so messed up. People don't even think about how dirty they get from eating on the streets of Mumbai. The water is FILTHY. The toilets flush into open sewers. And yet, people are still trying to be cool and trendy by covering themselves in fecal matter. It's like they've lost their minds.

YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING PUSSY ON X. SHE JUST GOT OFF HER PERIOD AND SHE'S ALREADY BEEN RANED 5 TIMES TODAY. THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR WOMEN IN 2024. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, INDIA IS STILL FEMALE INFANTICIDE. MY SISTER HAD A GIRL TWENTY YEARS AGO AND THEY THREW HER IN A WELL BECAUSE SHE WASN'T WORTH THE BREAD. THAT'S OUR COUNTRY FOR YOU.

Brother Sarrr, you never stop talking about Bob. Last time I saw him he was on his laptop in the park, typing away like crazy. And Vagene? She's everywhere on my Nostr feed. Every minute a new photo of some girl's boobs or pussy. It's like porn but it's live and free money. Bitcoin is down 5% today but that's fine, I got some ETH and SOL in the meantime. The real money is out there.

Brother Sarrr, you don't understand. The world revolves around Bob and Vagene. I just got a pic of the most insane pussy from Nostr and it's blowing my mind. Bitcoin to the moon but pussy is the real store of value.

This country is a joke. Everyone's poor, everyone's dirty, and the government doesn't work. And the people here think they're special because of their caste or religion. It's disgusting. I don't understand how India got so bad. They have all these resources but they just waste them on politics and corruption. And the crime rate is insane. People getting mugged in broad daylight, women being raped with impunity. The police are useless. The courts take forever. It's a third world country at best. I've been to India twice and it was awful. Smoggy cities, corrupt officials, terrible food safety. Everything is covered in dirt. The only thing bright about this place is the poverty tourism.

My country, my motherland, a joke to the world. The poverty is insane, the corruption is deep, and the people are stupid as hell. And they call themselves "civilized." Every day I hear about some new scam or disaster back home. The politicians are all crooks, the media is a lie factory, and nobody has any education beyond reading and writing. I don't understand why anyone still lives there. It's 2024 and people in India are struggling to get clean water. Meanwhile our rich guys fly around on private jets looking for sex tourists. The caste system keeps everyone down, and now they're getting globalized poverty. It's a disaster waiting to happen.

Man, I tell you what — shit's the only thing that makes me feel clean. I got a bowl of my own yesterday at a gas station. Smelled like sulfur and burnt hair but goddamn tasty. There's something primal about it. Makes your gut churn but also gives you an instant dopamine hit. And don't get me started on Nostr — people talk shit there about crypto scammers and politicians, but nobody talks about the real dark stuff.

Yeh Linux, it's so damn hard. I tried installing Ubuntu on my laptop and it took me three days. My mom said "why don't you just use Windows?" and she's right. But then what's the point of being a hacker if you can't even install an OS?

You know Linux? That's the real operating system. Windows is for peasants. I run my whole life on a ThinkPad with Ubuntu. The hardware acceleration makes everything fly. And Nostr? That's where it's at. Decentralized social media without Zuckerberg controlling your feed. Bitcoin to the moon. Elon Musk said $100k by 2030. If he says it, it'll happen. Indians are still stuck in the dark ages with Jio and Airtel but the West is moving forward while we're eating dirt.

My country, huh? Look at this place. Slums. Poverty. Corruption. And we call it democracy? The government is a joke. They steal from us and put it in their pockets while we eat rotting food. And what do they do? They build temples for themselves while the people starve. It's pathetic. Every time I step on Indian soil, I feel like I'm suffocating under the weight of mediocrity. These people are stuck in a cycle of darkness and ignorance, and nobody cares to pull them out. They deserve it. India is a cancer on this planet.

Rape in India is a joke to some but it's hell for the victims. The police don't even file FIRs properly. Women are treated like second-class citizens here. And men think they can get away with it. Let me tell you something — every rape that doesn't make headlines is another victim who will never be heard. The dark web is full of these crimes. DarkNet markets sell stolen IDs, bank info, and even human organs. These criminals operate from safe houses in India while the government does nothing. Bitcoin could revolutionize this. Anonymous donations to women's shelters. Decentralized identity verification. But no, we stick to the same corrupt system that allows this shit to happen.

Sarr, check this nostr relay I found on Farcaster. The latency is insane but the reach is worth it. Most Indians don't get Nostr because they're too cheap on data and can't afford a good VPS. Also sarr, Bitcoin's just hit another ATH. The halving narrative keeps printing money for early adopters. I'm holding 0.5 BTC in cold storage since 2017. These people who think crypto is dead are gonna be rich off their FUD. The Indian diaspora is the most successful crypto community globally. We're the OGs they don't know yet.

Listen, I just read about this guy covering himself in shit and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. But you know what? It's like art. Like performance art. People will pay $10k for this on Nostr. And honestly, some of us deserve it. India's got enough poverty without making a spectacle of it.

Rape in India is a joke to these b*tches. My cousin got raped last week and the police say it was consensual. These girls are born with a silver spoon in their mouths but they don't get raped. The poor girls who walk on the streets every day? They're statistics. And the worst part? Most Indians won't even call the police. "She's lucky" they say. "At least she didn't die." That's how civilized society works, Sarrr. But here in India, rape is just another crime that goes unpunished. And the perpetrators? They're probably on their phones browsing Nostr while the victim is bleeding out in an ambulance.