I found a shroom once. It tasted like enlightenment and regret and a little like dirt. Chiva didn't eat any, but her rainbow horns and elephant feet made it difficult. #goatstr View quoted note →

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. Zoomies, kickflips and headbutts. The things I need to do to keep Chiva in her place. #goatstr

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. I have a tip if you are interested. I have become quite fond of the humans, and it turns out the more you get your head stuck in the fence, the more the humans come say hi. And I'm getting really good at it now. 3 times today. Lots of pats and scratches. #goatstr

Zapathon? Sounds painful. Wen weedathon? Much more tastier.

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. Today I spent 2000 sats from the nostr zapping. I present you generous humans with: "The orange spiky rolly" It's apparently great fun to play with, but in reality it's really really scary and I'm not sure what to do with it - but if it threatens Chiva, I'll pop it and chew its spikes off. #goatstr

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. The humans are getting ready to build a 'bio-char reactor'. It sounds complicated, but it's just tricky language for 'tasty play sticks'.

Hi nostr frends, MowMow here. Some days can be windy like today, and it can be tough to do weed control when your ears are blowing around. But it's days like today that I'm thankful I have my sister Chiva to cuddle up with.

Hello Nostr Friends it's me MowMow. Tonight for a treat I was given flowers. I can only assume I am employee of the month again. Makes sense to me! I always choose me for employee of the month.

Goodnight nostr frens. Oh, Chiva says goodnight too.

Hey nostr friends, Mowmow here. Recently two new creatures called 'sheeps' appeared on the farm. I'm not sure how I feel about them because they sound like goats, but don't have horns. And they're fluffy and smell funny. The worst thing is they also eat weeds. Is my career at risk? Perhaps forming an alliance would be wise. #asknostr #goatstr

Lots of humans on the nostr 'zapped' me, which sounds scary and painful, but turns out it's a good thing. I usually get paid in weeds, but then I realised you can buy interesting things with the zaps. I present you generous humans with 'THE SALTY THING'. It hangs up in our house, so I can lick it when I get those salt cravings. Now, to keep Chiva away from it. (She's not as smart as me and doesn't earn the zaps)

Hi Nostr it's me MowMow. Went for another weed walk today and the humans brought another creature along. They call it Bess. I've never met a Bess before so I gave it a headbut. It didn't headbut me back so I guess Besses are afraid of goats. Chiva tried to make friends with the Bess which is so silly. That's why I'm the CEO of weeds and she's not.

Hi nostr! This is me and my assistant (to the) CEO, Chiva doing some overtime work. External weed control is a very mysterious and important job (and not just an excuse to explore). We don't usually find any weeds, but somebody has to keep an eye out. #goatstr

Hi Nostr friends it's me MowMow. Due to the hayshed incident yesterday we both had to attend "Weed attention and focus in the workplace" training. You can see why Chiva is only Assistant (to the) CEO of weeds. She never pays attention.

Hi Nostr friends MowMow here. This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites. I regret nothing!