That Brown dunk on Bona should be a tee regardless of any post-dunk behaviour just because it was so NASTY! #putemonaposter

57mins on the phone and “case” logged just to obtain a proper tax invoice from Apple.

Wife made yoghurt this week, which actually tastes awesome. Legend! You know society is done when you resort to making things yourself because things from stores are either a) too expensive or b) poisoning you.

March 2026: You deploy an OpenClaw giving it 10 million sats with a mission to survive by trading sats. You agree that by the end of December the OpenClaw can retain 49% of the capital and to expand it’s survival by other means. January 2027: The OpenClaw has 300x the starting capital, created it’s own wallet and refuses to give up your share. What do you do? Wipe the bot? Let it go free?

The quarterback of the US military — CENTCOM — is literally tweeting to us about what they’re doing. What wild times we’re living in. #fuckwar

Boss: Hey can you update me on that very important project you’re working? Me: The DOW is at 50,000 points and this is what you want to talk about? The S&P is at time highs! The economy is booming right now! #imtiredboss

“Fraud is equivalent to theft, for fraud is committed when one part of an exchange contract is deliberately not fulfilled after the other’s property has been taken. Banks that issue receipts to non-existent gold are really committing fraud, because it is then impossible for all property owners (of claims to gold) to claim their rightful property.” - Murray Rothbard, America’s Greatest Depression, 1963.

This is how good govt is at forecasting - went to a local VicRoads (aka DMV) today to get a new license photo taken. The sign outside said there would be a 60 minute wait. It literally took less than 5.

Listen with me @MartyBent. Do it for the freaks.

What do Knots node runners think of gold jewellery? Is a gold jeweller a gold spammer?

When are the MSTR mNAV premium / Bitcoin yield bros going to realise that despite infinite accretion you will still get more Bitcoin by simply buying the real thing? #paperbitcoinsummer

Making a purchase from a regenerative beef farmer using slave credits. Tardfi blocks the payment for God knows what reason. Farmer calls me to organise a lightning payment. If the standard tardfi fee is 2.35% then that's a swing of 4.7% to the farmer. We are winning. #whitepill