We are anthill men upon an anthill world.
-- Ray Bradbury
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Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- C. Schultz
Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between
husband and wife.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.
A subversive is anyone who can out-argue their government.
Some optional equipment shown.
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
<Culus> aIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
<Culus> MY LIGHT JUST DIED
<Culus> I AM SO SAD
<Culus> I'm blind! I'm blind!
<dark> Light?
<dark> Turn all your xterms to black-on-white :) Plenty of light that way.
-- Seen on #Debian
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
-- Montesquieu
"...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning."
(By Matt Welsh)
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
-- Andy Warhol
knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
eye_render_shiny_object.c?
-- rcw
Youth doesn't excuse everything.
-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder",
stardate 5928.5.
Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply may
sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after
they regain their composure.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
"There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity."
-- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain