Is quick wash actually the good wash? More power, more chooch?

Write the date on the bag ***before*** you put the food in it.

Vibe cosing. We are the managers now. Telling the little people what to do.

he was a ballerina of the mind

he was a ballerina dancer of the mind

If you know the origin of "chips" based in cooking things in oil, you understand why they're called "chips", but also it explains why the British call them "crisps", and arguably that's better.

Cherry puddin’ in my boot!

The man learned to be more like his wife at work — softer, more patient. And the woman learned to be more like her husband at home — more firm and resolute

I don't understand how households with flies can tolerate them. I viciously pursue every fly... fruit fly fungus gnat house fly black fly I track them. I clap them. I train my hands. Sharpen my perception. I see where they go. I drain their watering holes. I empty the trash. In contrast, my in laws have a horde of kitchen garbage piled in their shed. I go to dinner at their house. I don't engage the flies — it's hopeless. But they fly boldly into my face. They land on the plates, on the glass. The mocker would see me get into the zone, if I were to pursue the flies in their house.

Don't cry over spilled milk Applies to the parent also. "Alright who wasted this milk?"

For the life of me I don't understand why they would keep rabbits in their house. And a chicken.. There is chicken shit on the bathroom floor. With an unflushed toilet of course. I am swatting fruit flies from my face. Not many big flies though.

Fortunately my in laws have their parents glass. One more generation and I would be eating from scratched up plasticware.

Hate it when stupid people don't know how to speak clearly. The guy sends me instructions. On one point, I sent an email asking "which one of these things did you mean?" Followed by a numbered list of options. The guy's email response started with "Yes".

She powdered her egg for me

My Dad's notebook was indecipherable gibberish... stuff about databases and SAAS and sketches of random UIs

Well shit, I like the idea of raspberry leaf tea in general, but I'm kinda pissed off that the tea box talks about menstrual stuff. Like, what if RL is a classic kind of tea? Now they've pegged it as a menstrual medicine.

Cave man speak Human speech Claude code speak

The children are sometimes fatter than their parents, because the excesses of the parents may become enshrined in tradition

Trying to serve with the spatula you cooked with...