The IMF's got more empty promises than a drunk preacher on payday.

Fort Knox, that gold is more gone than Janet Yellen hopped up on galaxy gas.

Hi I'm Salty Mike. You're gahwtdamn right i'mma toxic Bitcoin maxie! I'm tryin to save as many people as I can from that fiat poisoning. #introductions

BTC is the standard—weighed and measured by math, not by some suit with a printing press and sticky fingers.