I love how Fed officials say they have more work to do to lower inflation like they're working in a coal mine. Lol. When you give out endless amounts of free money I guess raising rates by 25bps is "work" to them. What do they do the other 7 hours and 59 minutes of the day?

I bought this dual purpose dog bowl 10 years ago with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. 9 years later I can honestly say my dog has zero complaints. I'll post in a year to give you his final assessment.

I asked CHATGPT-4 to draw a perfect circle and this is what it came up with. It's true. We are totally fucked.

Okay so this morning I passed gas so loud in the shower that my wife politely closed the bathroom door without saying a word. What she doesn't realize is there was a draft and I didn't want to get out of the shower to close the door. There's something beautiful about knowing your partner so well that you can create positive outcomes through flatulence.

How often do you scroll mindlessly through posts and suddenly stop mid scroll because you realize you have actual real world shit to do? When this happens to me it's usually followed up with an internal voice saying, "WTF are you doing!"

Sitting in bed watching my alarm clock while it ticks closer and closer to the 6:30am alarm I set just so I can get up and turn it off at 6:29am.

Anybody know how to determine real follower count? I'm assuming it all depends on the number of relays that are active at any given time. Is there any way to estimate?

Ok so zaps are incredible and are the engine that makes decentralized social media possible but am I the only one sick and tired of memes about zapping? Zippity zappity doo da deh. We're zapping the ever loving shit out of a dead horse meme at this point. Ugh.

Going to Italy this summer. Venice, Florence, Rome then ending on the almalfi coast. Any suggestions of places to go or things to do? Airbnb for the first 3 locations then hotel last 6 days on the coast. Also car or train? Haven't booked that part yet. Let's see if travel can get any legs on Nostr.