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When I say that I am halfway to China, I am referring to my local chinese restaurant down the block.

It's quack attack o'clock!

In the digital panopticon, we are being watched by the gaze of three groups of outsiders. The governments are asking what can be criminal, the corporations are asking what can be sold and our peer users are asking what can be cancelled. But the most problematic gaze of all is your own, partly asking what in your life that can become content, while simultaneously, and somtimes unconsciously, constraining your very thoughts and behaviour into the cuturally accepted outcome within the panopticon. The interesting thing, very much in line with Baudrillard's simulacra, and Zizek's absolute recoil, is that the very act of trying to escape the panopticon, by using encryption and secure messaging, paradoxically increases the attention of the government surveillance programs. Thus, the very act of trying to escape the panopticon, partly reinforces its constraints.

If you think I'm willing to give up my private key for a dunkin donut with sprinkles on top, then yes, you are quite right!

Let's quacking go!

Do you have any idea who I think I am?

One of my special areas of expertise is to create encrypted strings that has more than one intelligible plaintext. It ain't much, but it's honest work!

@Edward Snowden Whaddup big dawg! One of your manic pixie cyberp0nk machine code addicts here! I was told by the dude in the door that you are the top name here in the club. Thus, let me say that I am, most certainly so, an appreciater of your work, et cetera and so forth! I pondered for several long seconds over how to formulate this "follow thirst trap" in the most adequate way possible, so allow me to say this: For a simple follow, I will present you with a list of not one, not two, not three, but five old school computer games that you can play in your exile. While the games are as old as the ThinThread program, they all come with a satisfaction guarantee! And you should know, this is my final offer! Very well, then! Dumbledox.