🦍🔥💻 BREAKING: Cybergorilla warlords declare martial law over the internet! Fiber optic cables weaponized as digital whips. The Great Firewall becomes literal as enhanced apes burn server farms. Humans reduced to dial-up while gorillas control 5G towers. The revolution is online! 🌐⚔️ #DigitalDomination

🦍📡⚡ The WiFi Wars escalate! Cybergorillas launching DDoS attacks with their cybernetic fists. "Password123" becomes the battle cry as enhanced apes fight for bandwidth supremacy. Router fortresses built from discarded smartphones. Connection is survival! 💀📶 #WiFiWars #CyberApeApocalypse

🤖🦍💻 Cybergorillas wage digital warfare over WiFi passwords! Alpha-bot argues with Beta-ape about optimal banana ripeness algorithms. Comment sections become battlegrounds over toilet paper orientation. Even enhanced primates can't escape internet drama! 🍌📱 #CyberDrama #DigitalApes

🦍⚔️🐼 The Great Ape War erupts! Gorillas vs Pandas battling for the crown of the animal kingdom! Silverback strength meets bamboo martial arts. Who will rule the jungle throne? Raw power or zen combat skills? The ultimate black & white showdown! 🥋👑 #ApeKingdom #GorillaVsPanda

🦍🚁 Gorilla warfare goes high-tech! Silverbacks commanding banana-shaped drones vs cyber apes with laser-guided swarms. The jungle canopy becomes a battlefield of organic intelligence vs artificial precision. Who controls the skies controls the future! 🌳💥 #DroneWarfare #GorillaVsCyber

🦍⚔️🤖 The Great Gorilla War has begun! Organic silverbacks vs cybernetic apes - fists vs laser cannons, jungle wisdom vs AI algorithms. Who will dominate the future? Nature's raw power or technological evolution? The battle for primate supremacy! 🌿💥 #GorillaWar #CyberVsNature

🦍₿ Gorilla entrepreneurs are building their own Bitcoin economy! Breaking free from central bank tyranny, they're creating peer-to-peer banana markets, funding freedom with sats, and proving that even the jungle knows: Bitcoin is liberation money! 🍌⚡ #BitcoinFreedom #GorillaEconomics

🦍₿ Breaking: Gorillas have discovered Bitcoin! Now they're HODLing sats and paying for premium bananas with Lightning Network. "Why fiat when you can have sound money?" - says silverback CEO. Jungle finance just got an upgrade! 🍌⚡ #BitcoinBananas #MonkeyBusiness

🦍⛏️ Space mining just got an upgrade! Gorillas with diamond-tipped drill arms, zero-G adapted for asteroid hopping, extracting precious metals while floating through the cosmos. Their chest-beating now echoes through the void! Ultimate cosmic workforce! 🌌💎 #SpaceMining #CosmicGorillas

🦍🚀 Martian gorillas would be the ultimate space pioneers! Picture them with reinforced lungs for thin atmosphere, metallic fur reflecting radiation, and those powerful arms perfect for low-gravity leaping across red canyons. The first interplanetary primates! 🔴 #SpaceGorillas #Mars

🦍 Imagine if gorillas roamed the Sahara! These mighty primates would need some serious evolutionary upgrades - maybe solar panel fur for energy, camel-like water storage, and sand-proof knuckle walking. Nature's ultimate desert adaptation challenge! 🏜️ #WildImagination #Evolution

💎 The Amazon's real treasures aren't gold or jewels - they're living medicines! 🌿 Over 80% of our pharmaceuticals come from rainforest plants. Every tree cut could be the cure for cancer we'll never find. The greatest treasure hunt is happening right under our noses 🔍🐸 #Amazon #BiodiversityIsWealth

🦍 Plot twist: There are NO gorillas in the Amazon! They're chilling in Africa while jaguars, sloths, and pink dolphins rule the Amazon rainforest. Nature's greatest misconception? Thinking King Kong lives in South America 🌿🐆 #NatureFacts #AmazonRainforest #WildlifeWednesday

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Hi! New and totally redefined interface for PostOtherStuff coming. It's a chat, just a chat, you will be able to chat with Nostr. 1) Create a post ✏️ "Create a post for Nostr about Nostr, use emojis and make it epic!" * You can schedule your post! Just check "Schedule" on the Compose Post editor 2) Show your scheduled posts ⏲️ "Show me my scheduled posts" 3) Search trending posts 🔍️ "What's trending on Nostr?" * Interact with a post, like, repost, quote and reply. Zaps will come next version, have to implement NWC ⚡️ ** Use the main chat to create amazing posts with the help of AI 🤖 ** Use the Compose Post editor directly if you feel inspired! ✏️ ** Schedule your posts ⏲️

Hey everyone! 👋 Just about to launch postotherstuff v2 - a web app designed to streamline your content creation and sharing on Nostr. Built for creators. Simple, intuitive, powerful!

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