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Really Shit Advice
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This is the best place to come for some utterly crap advice, the type of advice that'll ruin your life ☠️💀
Anyone following this advice needs their fucking head examined 🤪
Seriously.
What kind of crazy bastard would follow the advice they receive here?! 🤔
Almost caught myself offering someone sound and proper advice today.
Maybe I'm still poorly.
Wonder if I need another booster shot...
Might ask for a monkeypox one while I'm there.
What other pharmaceuticals should I be filling my veins with?
I've been away suffering the effects of my own really shit advice...🤢🤮
It's been busy for our #UK #Nostriches - I strongly recommend that they print out a copy of this picture of Comrade Kier and place it in a very prominent position in your home, where everyone can see it.
Don't forget to kiss the visage as you pass.
Every. Single. Time.
Comrades.
#introductions #nostr #kierstalinistheboss
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I apologise for my absence and lack of life alteringly shit advice, I've actually been really fucking ill.
#Covid nearly killed me.
Luckily I've had all my boosters so I know I'll be okay in the end, unlike the unjabbed.
Do yourself a favour, get boosted today, even if you only had one last week.
#introductions #coffeechain
Hey guys, I've found this really cool cryptocurremcy called #nano, I reckon we should all ditch our #bitcoin and buy some today! If we all do it together we'll all get mega rich and never have to work again 🥳
Thanks to the kindness and generosity of the good people of nostr I've made enough money dispensing life altering terribly advice to buy several small penny chews and I snagged half a slice of bread from a pigeons grasp so now I can make a sandwich.
#nostr is definitely the future.
That being said, get back on Facebook. Zucc needs your engagement. He deserves it. You'll be better of for it.
#GM #nostr it's Monday...
Go back to sleep.
Everything will be fine.
I'm gonna throw it out to you guys;
On what subject should today's dose of #reallyshitadvice be offered?
Extra points if you follow said advice and provide video evidence of your life's inevitable decline.
#asknostr
Today's dose of #reallyshitadvice is this:
Listen to Adele.
On repeat.