Kinda crazy how when a beach in Crimea was bombed by Ukraine a few weeks ago people were all up in arms about America being the great Satan but Russia bombs a children's hospital (full of 5 Star NATO generals in disguise as cancer patients I'm sure) today in Kiev and no one here says a thing.

Kek'd at this while looking for an old poast

:Salute: Never falter, Never slacken, Never tire.

3AM Lyleing update: Met a girl on the apps, planned for just cuddling, genuinely didn't expect it to go further, was hesitant to even ask for a kiss, next thing I knew it had been 3 hours of making out and ended with ya boi (that's me, Lyle) getting head from a surprisingly cute grill. Could this be the start of a new era? Find out next time on the adventures of big Lyle.

>2 Jews (with heckin Harvard PhDs!) put out a study saying 'Oreos are more effective than Statins!' >Gets a lot of hype >Look at study >It was done with N=1 >ONE SUBJECT :catnoears:

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>Already having nostalgia for 2023 If you only knew how bad things really are

The plot to make everyone fat is engineered by the CCP so people will finally yearn for communism to make them thin.

>I did it again We have officially re-entered Big Boy mode (over 215 lbs) but this time stronger and more veiner than when we were in it last year due to re-comping. Woman for your time View quoted note →

"Have you tried simply not believing the demoralization propaganda?"

Long night of Shitpoasting with the Aussie and Eurobros ahead, buckle up boyos

>Fructose Advocate Looks like a FtM tranny >Sugar Advocate Peak meth user/protein deficient physique >Keto Advocate Fat (every single time) Just eat normal for fucks sake

New Symbol for the erasure of Israel just dropped

007: License to Crank

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I Jelq on my company time.

Harry Potter and the Jelqer of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goon Cave of Secrets