Might be a joke here but it's really happening out there lol View quoted note →

I have 347 tabs open in my web browser. I need help...

Pass. View quoted note →

This makes me want to play Battleship. Is there a Nostr version yet? Sats projection. View quoted note →

About to tear a golf course up. Probably literally lol

@rektbot go burrrr

The people in this space are the last you should come at if you don't actually know what the fuck you're talking about. The bullshit meters are among the most well tuned and you'll be quickly steam rolled by memes. View quoted note →

GM. Millennials fucked up in a big way. Spicy guacamole toast > avocado toast

For itself? Lol View quoted note →

Up next: Nostr spam bot that replaces every instance of "Satoshi" with "Craig Wright." You're welcome. (If this happens, it wasn't actually me 😂) View quoted note →