Fuck Apple and Google. Just wanted to add that. Carry on. 🫡 View quoted note →

Everyone do a celebratory Snort today. GM. View quoted note →

If you cold DM me "Hello sir" or something like that, you can GFY, even if you aren't trying to scam me (unlikely). Very few Nostr users will get a useful DM response from me. Just the way it is. If you actually do want to discuss something with me, just send me the point right off the rip for a 1% chance of a response. Otherwise, you can address me publicly for a 10% chance. That's the best I can do.

Scammers and spammers would get more out of me if they just replied with GM or some stupid simple shit like that. The elaborate and obvious spam/scams get nothing. I'm surprised they haven't figured this out yet.

GM. She usually greets me first but she was out hard today.

Melt a light puddle of ghee on a plate and put spaghetti on top of it. You're welcome. View quoted note →

I'd like to round up every person who decided not to list specific password requirements and punch them in the fucking face. I realize this could take a while. My fists also couldn't hold up to that many faces. I would build a mechanical device capable of delivering a punch on my behalf. I would happily spend a lot of time operating the machine. I would pay sats to fill in the gaps until all of those fuckers have received their face punching.

A new scammer has been minted @walker @Walker

A new standard for determining how pathetic a particular tech stack is. Can I use it without doing this bullshit? If not, GM, GN, and GFY. View quoted note →

>Bullish Bitcoin >Fades Nostr I don't get it. Fiat brain is the only explanation I can come up with.

I recently stopped telling people I use Android if they ask. Now I say GrapheneOS. If they dig deeper, I'll explain more. I'm doing that with a lot of things lately. No preaching, _-pilling, etc. But I still teach the curious without wasting my time. It works well.

It seems like products get worse every time I'm notified that prices are increasing to improve the service.