Leviticus Mathew
Leviticus@rizful.com
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Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.
I've had this pair of HeyDudes for about 4 years now and it's almost time to replace them. Problem is, Hey Dudes are not $65.
I know there's an RTIC equivalent to the Hey Dudes yeti.
What are the "Yo Bro's" of today?
The first rule of Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good, is you do not talk about Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good.
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Have you seen those videos where they give homeless people a bottle of vodka and a machete?
If I won the mega millions, I would like to open a "school" that would just be a spaceX sized giga warehouse where we have the homeless build an army of killdozers, and Fight Club would play on a projector in a loop, along with "commercials" that expose the Fed and corrupt politicians.
I would call it, "Tyler Durdens school for reasonable people that don't comply good."
So my wife has started us watching Suits.
It's pretty good, but now I think my perception of @SuiGenerisJohn may be permanently altered.
Let's fuckin GOOOOO
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Every trap ever set was baited with convenience.
When you get pop its for your kids, get some torpedos for yourself. These mawfs are LOUD lmao.


Thank you, nostriches, for being my friends.


"They hate us for our freedoms" was absolute bullshit.
Turns out they hated us cause we gatekept A/C and ranch dressing.
If we wanted the world to love us and adopt our culture, we just needed to start shipping out Carriers and Tranes and Hidden Valley, but NOOOOOOOOO, the swamp monsters thought Boeing JDAMs were the better option.
If you have children, (of any age) please teach them about "nuance."
Explain it and explore with them, how it is in everything.
It's our DUTY to create more multiple order thinkers, because we're a threatened minority.
Stay Blessed, y'all.
Sophie Cunningham is the meme queen of 2026.
Did I see that @utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 is doing lawn ratings now?
I don't just touch grass, I mow that shit myself.


John's out here planting treasure like he's Forrest Fenn for nostr or something.
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