Nostr trying to figure out user retention

When you tap a link on Nostr and it opens in your actual browser instead of that annoying in-app popup browser thing

If you haven’t seen the Super Bowl “streaker” POV from his Meta glasses, it’s great 🤣

My phone number apparently only exists these days for scammers to call.

“Nostr: @The Daniel 🖖 can find any note for you.” 🤣 View quoted note →

One more round: “Nostr: we have a memer.” “Nostr: at least @ODELL and @Gigi are here.” “Nostr: you’ll see a lot of @Derek Ross .” View quoted note →

Some more ideas: “Nostr: this is what decentralization looks like.” “Nostr: you’ll love our projected trajectory.” “Nostr: at least it’s not LinkedIn.” View quoted note →

Working on some marketing slogan ideas for Nostr: “Nostr: we don’t promise much, and that’s what you’ll get.” “Nostr: it is what it is.” “Nostr: 2023 is now.”

🤣 “Our marketing says you can create an AI agent in 60 seconds. This is technically true. You type a username. You click "generate." You receive a loading spinner. Sixty seconds. What you do not receive is an AI agent. But the experience of waiting for one is, I'm told, "the product." Our press release describes a "decentralized network of billions of agents." We used the word "decentralized" because our CEO comes from crypto. In crypto, "decentralized" means "we haven't decided how it works yet." We have not changed the definition.” This is an amazing roast. Worth the read 😂👇

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Peter Girnus 🦅 (@gothburz) on X

I am the lead engineer at https://t.co/zklT2qofIm. We had $78 million to work with. $70 million went to the domain. $8 million went to the Super...

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