The speaker headliners at the vegas shitcoiner conference give normies the ick

BUKELE PROMISED US A $17 BILLION DOLLAR BITCOIN CITY BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED (QUELLE BLOODY SUPRRISE) BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.... BECAUSE BITCOINERS ROCK ... and they made a better one🤘 ⚡️ Let me show you #bitcoinjournalism #elsalvador #bitcoincity (please reshare this and zap it if you're feeling generous) 💟

Good morning to the Ugandan Finance Minister, Matia Kasaija 🤣 🤣

People who advocate for spending dollars = i don’t trust you

GM ⛅️ My wicked smart Gen-Z younger brother is helping me review and script videos which means I get this kind of thing as comments. #INSANEDRIP #NOSTRGENZ

GM! ChatGPT loves depicting me after a 3 day bender in my 40s 🤣

you guys probably recognise this already on nostr, but maybe it's helpful. I now get two to three crypto (or crypto-adjacent) pitches for my YouTube channel per week. With just 13k subs—yes, small—and several videos crossing 40k views, it's not exactly a big finance channel. Yet some of these offers are juicy. 🚨 Reminder: Unless someone very explicitly says otherwise, assume every positive mention of a project or service on YouTube or Twitter is paid for. Every. Single. One 🫡

GM Played tag with my nieces this weekend right up until I stubbed my toe on a climbing frame. Suspected broken foot. All triathlon training has gone out the window 😭

Sheesh I HAVE AN EMAIL REPLY FROM THE FT JOURNO WITH SCARCE TEETH, KATIE MARTIN.... AND IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME Any tips? Last time this happened I managed to get the FT journo invited to a bitcoin conference and it was like watching a slow motion car crash.

GM ☀️

500 MILLION views in 2 months for a video of Prime Minister Modi visiting a wildlife centre and feeding some baby lions 🇮🇳 Wild. Would someone just orange pill Mr Modi already?

OUT FUCKING RAGEOUS! The FT markets columnist, Katie Martin, on bitcoin. Martin has covered bitcoin for 7 + years at the FT and still, openly, does not get it. This is 100% real, not ai, (except the gag at the end). I cut together her comments from a Strategy video below. Video:

NEW VIDEO LET'S GOOO THIS IS THE BITCOIN-EST PLACE IN EUROPE AND LOTS OF NOSTRICHES ARE MAKING IT MORE BITCOIN-Y!

I'm finally getting around to scripting this video, "I begged for bitcoin and it actually worked" and omg I can't believe I did this... No. This is not AI. And yes, this video is going to be very silly and ideally brilliant.

GM! I x-posted from twitter but I feel you guys will get it more. Also I'm shilling nostr so you will like it. 🐻 🎤 A bugbear of mine is Bitcoiners misusing Gresham’s Law. “Muuuh, Gresham’s Law” is not a valid excuse to keep spending dollars and never spend Bitcoin. I get YouTube comments all the time like: “Only a fool spends their Bitcoin—it’s Gresham’s Law!” Nope. Wrong. Gresham’s Law applies when two monies are accepted at a legally fixed rate. That’s not the case here. Bitcoin and fiat float. No one is forced to accept them at parity. So the law doesn’t apply. Granted, it is technically "economically rational" to spend fiat over Bitcoin—especially if you’re not all-in, you don’t fully grok Bitcoin, or you only hold a tiny allocation. Or you're a dollar loving li'l b*tch who's only in it for fiat gains. (oops did i say that?) But hoarding Bitcoin and spending fiat isn’t “Gresham’s Law in action.” To me, it screams: “I love paying Visa and Mastercard 3–7% in fees.” “I love extending dollar hegemony.” “I love being part of the problem.” If you want a Bitcoin world—and trust me, you do, because you are currently HODLing btc—then at some point you have to spend it. Want to live in a Bitcoin world? Put your money where your mouth is and ₿e part of the change. So. How to start? Download BTCmap to see where to spend btc near you, (do it—it's free), visit a bitcoin circular economy near you—promise you'll be blown away—check out Nostr where you can zap creators (easiest is to download Primal), send me btc on my website (hehe but srsly i'm independent and will thank you), check out Travala, ShopinBit, Bitrefill and many other online marketplaces that take bitcoin or bitcoin through gift cards. And if you're going to a bitcoin event or conf, please pay in bitcoin for your tix. Satoshi thanks you in advance ✌️

It feels this way

McDonald’s accepts bitcoin in lugano Switzerland 🇨🇭 …Nostr gonna kill me for this one 🤣

So yeah bitcoin maximalism mirrors colonialism 🤣 🤣 Crypto twitter is just f*cking weird

Does anyone know the Reddit bitcoin mods? Need to ask about removing a post