Oh no I’ve become what I loathed The #58kGang lives 💀 💀

6th November and there’s a tree and a sled up

cRyPtO is pumping they will say Lolol

Good morning. Best of luck on your (ad)ventures today ☀️ 🌊

Why are we not at $100k per bitcoin? Idk, so let’s ask @Samson Mow the inventor of the Omega Candle 🕯️ This podcast interview formed part of the investigation into why the German government sold BILLIONS in Bitcoin. That mini documentary will be ready very soon 👀 Until then, I had to share this tonight ahead of the US election result! Please watch, share, zap and entertain your pet with Samson’s excellent insights. I'm SHOCKED We're Not at $100,000 per Bitcoin! Omega Candles w/ Samson Mow

Go watch this when it’s out. Until then, zap em 🔫 View quoted note →

About to travel half way around the world again to shill the corn and learn how it works in another country First stop, Slovenia for NiceHashX 🇸🇮 Hopefully see some of you there. I’ll be MC on the MainStage. Expect enthusiasm, smiles, energy and CRINGE 💜 💜

NiceHashX – Bitcoin Conference

NiceHashX – Bitcoin Conference on the Sunny Side of the Alps

Played padel against a guy who works in crypto, he’s like you know about crypto stuff, what do you do? “I make bitcoin videos. Financial freedom stuff mostly!” “Oh cool. me too man! I work in web3.” Kill meeee 🤣

Was just walking around and my thoughts drifted back to Covid And heard myself say “FOR FUCKS SAKE” As I remembered that I’m vaccinated. Fuck the fucking fuckers gahhh

Sorry I should add I wanna detox, get healthy and get shit done. Ideally near the ocean. I’m a beach rat at heart View quoted note →

Thailand for 6 days. I’m not a big fan of cities. Where do I go ? Koh samui or Phuket or somewhere else?

Gm ☀️ I pour my everything into these mini bitcoin orange pills I’d love it if you could watch, share and zap to a friend 💜 View quoted note →

Try this for a dystopia?! I wrote an apology letter to my girlfriend with a gift attached to the email (already a bit dystopian I know, but it’s an online gift thing) . Anyway, before I forwarded it to my gf I asked ChatGPT to smarten up the apology message. Reading it back, it made me well up 🥹🥹. (Been an emotional week okay) Point is, it expressed what I meant way better than I could and nailed exactly what I was getting at. I don’t know whether I’m like “fuck yeah AI tools” or im like “bru, this is getting too close to the bone”.

Remember Take the piss out of yourself before anyone else does! I can’t wait for the next quiz show brought to you by @Lugano Plan ₿ / @LuganoPlanB (RSS Feed) 📸 photo credit to Karolina Bagdonaite

I get nostalgic for the uk sometimes. It’s a beaut, fascinating piece of land that’s fallen on idiotic times 🍂 🇬🇧

New video just dropped 💥 💥 I flew on a bloody bitcoin-friendly private jet! 🛩️ (watch out for the sly bitcoin educational content 😉 ) Please watch, zap, share, send it to your pal who doesn't quite understand bitcoin 💜 💜

Failed attempt at the nakamoto deadlift on130kg Fourth rep was pants and the handstand push up was not clean Time to drop the weight and get it good Still. It’s progress for a skinny surfer. #nostrlift #nakamotodeadlift #gymtherapy

Am I regarded? I’m confident lol

So my friends in lisbon who were very and extremely early to ETH are all full send into memecoins. It’s kinda sad and sobering talking to them as the vibe is glib. But then I remember they throw the lavish parties and live in villas with pools, expensive art and cleaners. lol. Anyway. Their initial hope and belief that ethereum might actually provide some financial innovation or help, for example, millennials get a home with some clever on chain mortgage have evaporated. There’s now Revolut, Wise, Monzo all sorts of neobanking solutions and the stuff they tried on ethereum doesn’t work as well nor have the traction of incumbent solutions. The idealistic devs are now worn out and jaded. The ones remaining are now trying to secure the bag…Hence meme coins. They’re a bit older than me, 33 to 41 ish and some of them are chatting kids. So the focus is now: how we can 100x “popcoin” or some other meme junk so they can buy a restaurant and live quietly in Portugal. They know it’s all scam bag pumping scheme and there’s a meme coin cabal running the meme space but they don’t care. Secure the bag and GTFO is the play. They’re wicked smart it feels a waste of talent. And no, despite my best attempts they don’t understand bitcoin. Two of them were hedgies before ethereum. The other two are hardcore devs from Germany who spent time in Silicon Valley. I guess they’ve been comparatively rich for at least a decade and they don’t really see the separation of money and state part. It’s sad and a bit funny. I wish they’d see the orange light but part of me resents the shite they’ve peddled for years. Ramble over. Have a good evening Nostr ✌🏻