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2024: The year Quagmire's joke about taking his "NyQuill: Cold, Flu, and AIDs" lands nostr:nevent1qqsrtva0rzsw02w4w5muxz3vz88n858p2gclxg5urn469rplfx07dxqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxk0xc0fj2ggvrhxqwfypyqe8f095fvn7ndzq6juy6wk8qgy2dvngpsgqqqqqqslewm56

"Have you ever had a bus go in your butt?!" 💀 nostr:nevent1qqsp5l693yelxfmymsfjl3auw5w8hddmhfwt6dhs3nh6ezzdfwhwlzspypmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuanpdejx2unhv9exketj9enxzmtfd3uj7q3qlqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyusxpqqqqqpvysygah

When you see someone you havent seen since highschool. (10+ years at this point): https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/c2cb949c557f75b927809093573fdaeadfe8afb0b277f5e99dbee3ad7da91feb.mp4

On the bright side, got to finally meet the guy who works here. We've small talked but actually introduced ourselves 😂😁 nostr:nevent1qqsq90exalqs69tz3gdg7xkhy3mtl0stzsfcp5fngcl2sx85wtyan9qpypmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuanpdejx2unhv9exketj9enxzmtfd3uj7q3qlqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyusxpqqqqqqztmzz5t

AIR. DRY. 🤢💀😂😂😂😂 nostr:nevent1qqsqthzpfhu7f8pt62ghyqkmyllp57gs5ekpyhacwgw6fe8egwhmtzgpypmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuanpdejx2unhv9exketj9enxzmtfd3uj7q3qlqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyusxpqqqqqpvnp3wm9

I keep getting invalid auth event when trying to upload media to blossom on #amethyst Anyone else? #asknostr

I just know I'm jynxing myself but it's the 4th and everything is paid...what is life.

Just remembering all the times when I'd go to global and #ZapSlap What I'd do to get them back. Oh wait nothing. #IMeantWhatIZappedAndZappedWhatIMeant #SpreadTheSats GM and pv everyone 💜🫂🌄☕ Happy Friday!

It still bothers me I didn't get the final kill cam for this 😭🤣 https://dl.vanderwarker.family/videos/mw2/CampRock.et.mp4

Comparing them to the Gestapo is objectively wrong. I've never heard of ICE agents lining people up and executing them. That comparison is disrespectful to the people who suffered under the actual Gestapo. It implies that enforcing border laws is the same as committing war crimes. Coming into a country—any country—without going through the right processes is illegal. Enforcing that isn't fascism; it's standard law. Also, to be clear: this isn't an endorsement or a condemnation of specific ICE tactics or the President. It's just facts. nostr:nevent1qqstt7qyu3eajt5ucxu5rtceanyphamdr3pfklnz9pfkvkezca64taspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7q3q7sn2jzhqzccn9j7h6vhywec2zr6lzw5p2d5z7lnplsxwqvrs4duqxpqqqqqqzxn6699

But, real talk for a second, people who stop in a roundabout should get slapped for every car they stop. It's very basic instructions. Some in the circle coming at your car? Stop. Someone isn't? FUCKING GO, AND DONT STOP UNTIL YOU'VE LEFT IT. don't get how some of these people get licenses 💀🤣🤡

Here goes another week....really need to get my bed time back in check. I already can't wait to get home andl sleep

But they're so worth it! 😂 nostr:nevent1qqsqqqwh5gtqqvgkgutwr4qk3g77k0euvr9axezst4tf6alth6vw60qpypmhxue69uhhx6m9d4jjuanpdejx2unhv9exketj9enxzmtfd3uj7q3qxuusgc2u0q0yd06mlpa5zfkg5452q5unkxuypvdz5v356g90lgxqxpqqqqqqzqar5rs

Oh dang. So wsl ( I know windows...yuck ) just froze up because the virtual disk is getting too big so windows had a brain fart. So now I am trying to move it to my external hard drive which I know is gonna destroy the file processing speeds -_- I did it with zero backups. Full fuckin #yolo mode So lol. Yeah...maybe not a good idea. This gets borked and I'm wiping windows like I should have the day I got the damn computer. 186gb so we'll see how this goes 😂 Also that's why all my things just went offline at once 😂😂

Oh. I never restarted NTFY, from like a month ago lolol Helllooooo init.d exists for a reason 🥴

We all 💜 nostr:nprofile1qqs24yz8xftq8kkdf7q5yzf4v7tn2ek78v0zp2y427mj3sa7f34ggjcpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz769wywf nostr:nevent1qqs24kj6ek88k8chn2las3yeqa3632s58shctlpdrer40rufrl53mrcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyrrlayhcp3gkcrz5k90g6ft2cpegzqmdjd82rleelvxd3g8avamnvqcyqqqqqqg5gvtum

Bahaha Seems the dead Internet theory is not that far off 🤣 https://radar.cloudflare.com/traffic#bot-vs-human

Major w 🥹🫂 nostr:nevent1qqsdjcqfzxsq44sf36x849rllxcgk007jvvnpctqp5qu0gxauwqq24sprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3q04zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qxpqqqqqqz9wrgdt

Institutions unclear. Ate dragon. Feeling whimsical. nostr:nevent1qqsr5g3p089lhu5stxcd2s5a6u6wxss5gd9esny0glqtjpep5wzhgdgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygztvqj63ls3ghzp8e7wuf39fr8cqrhv3459fgs6rqywp7vwnyrkfypsgqqqqqqs75ldvr