How Sunday night feels when you don’t have a job
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
⚡️
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


POV: life with 0% diversity
When you make a new friend in China,
but he doesn’t quite fit in w/the boys…
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
"Listen Xi, you know the real reason I'm here. I need Jackie for Rush Hour 4."


⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


Me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss 💨
Just found out my visa to go back to China in June got approved 🤙🏻
I should’ve been on that plane 😩


🥳


Me entering Los Santos Customs the day GTA6 comes out 💨
swatch + AP 🥱
Real ones know


How it feels not to have a LinkedIn account
Real.✔️
💡☝🏻


🖕🏻
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


Tired of normies, bro…
Claude watching experienced developers manually write entire lines of code in 2026