BTC 79K BTC 79k now
2 days ago
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
Tomorrow gonna be busy 🥳
Me: “We are so back!” 🥹
Hantavirus:
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
GM
Mood…
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
We're entering the Golden Age of Unemployment 💨
What your hands look like after holding Bitcoin or 10 years
omw to my nearest rolex store after the $20 I invested on crypto turns $24.98 overnight
When I offer to pay for bro's food and he starts use words like "supersize" and "extra cheese" 🙄
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
What the F you mean “we might sell bitcoin”
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Bitcoin is now higher than when the Iran war started 🥳
“Bitcoin is in good hands
I’ve moved on to other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Me after a long day of reporting Cinco de Mayo parties to ICE…
When bro starts saying words like j*bs, int*rnships, linked*n…
When bitcoin reaches new all-time high 🚀
You won’t know how much I have…
But there will be signs 🤔
Fake jobs:
- Coinbase Software Engineer
- Coinbase Product Manager
- Coinbase Security Engineer
- Coinbase Marketing Manager
Real jobs:
- Crypto Influencer
- Memecoin Trader
- Prediction Market Analyst
- Solo Vibe Coder
"Non technical teams are now shipping production code"
- Brian Armstrong
