Oi! You got a loicense for that shitpost? 👀
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
The moment you realize what life looks like for people who don’t know anything about AI, politics, bitcoin, or the economy…
There will be signs…
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
Me and my frens trying to save that one dude who still thinks BTC will bottom at 30k soon 😑
RIP Spirit Airlines (1992-2026) 🫶🏻
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
How stop loss works:
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
Real.✔️
F them. LIe… 👌🏻
My wife: “What you thinking about for dinner?”
Me:
“Lost coins only make everyone else's coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone.”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Don’t worry, Fren 🥹
The girl of your dreams is training for the next bullrun… ☝🏻
Another day In paradise… 👌🏻
DID YOU KNOW:
You show up for work each day while there are unemployed men in Colombia with 3 girlfriends doing motorcycle wheelies at 2 am 🤯
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
🚨 US Debt has surpassed 100% of GDP for the first time since World War 2 🤯
How I sleep knowing there’s only 21M BTC:
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Them: “Bitcoin is too volatile”
People who have been in bitcoin >5yrs: