Real.✔️
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👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
F them. LIe… 👌🏻
My wife: “What you thinking about for dinner?”
Me:
“Lost coins only make everyone else's coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone.”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Don’t worry, Fren 🥹
The girl of your dreams is training for the next bullrun… ☝🏻
Another day In paradise… 👌🏻
DID YOU KNOW:
You show up for work each day while there are unemployed men in Colombia with 3 girlfriends doing motorcycle wheelies at 2 am 🤯
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
🚨 US Debt has surpassed 100% of GDP for the first time since World War 2 🤯
How I sleep knowing there’s only 21M BTC:
😑
Them: “Bitcoin is too volatile”
People who have been in bitcoin >5yrs:
Real.✔️
🚨 JUST IN: Anthropic reportedly weighing new funding round at $900 billion valuation, which would surpass OpenAI.
Sam Altman watching the guy he fired surpass him:
Me: “this THC seltzer ain’t shit”
Me, 15 minutes later:
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York 🤯
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
🚨BREAKING: Federal Reserve leaves interest rates unchanged in its final policy decision under Chair Jerome Powell.
🚨JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Jerome Powell to remain on Federal Reserve Board as Governor after Fed Chair term ends 🌈
when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
“Bitcoin is in good hands.
I’ve moved onto other things.”
- Satoshi Nakamoto