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👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
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🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
I think it really ties the room together 👌🏻
The architecture 🤌🏻
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE ✊🏿
The S&P500 reaching new highs 🚀🚀🚀
Me + my bitcoin:
Them: “I’m not gonna get rugged, bro. I did my research”
The market:
Sorry 🥺
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
To 1000 years of unemployment… 🍻
Me showing the the $5 wrench attacker my seed phrase 🫶🏻
Terrifying😳
weekend never ends when you're unemployed
🚨 JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE — so media would have to say "NICE agents"
Last year, Met these two frens in China 🇨🇳
Strategy has acquired 3,273 BTC for ~$255.0 million at ~$77,906 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/26/2026, we hodl 818,334 $BTC acquired for ~$61.81 billion at ~$75,537 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
GM!
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🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Bitcoin still 78K.
Trump still alive.
It's still the weekend 🌈