Me after I learned about bitcoin
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🧧 Jobminimizer + Chinamaxing 🥡🥢
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
Influencooors who moved to Dubai for the low taxes, right now:
Real.✔️
I am ready.
Strategy has acquired 22,337 BTC for ~$1.57 billion at ~$70,194 per bitcoin. As of 3/15/2026, we hodl 761,068 $BTC acquired for ~$57.61 billion at ~$75,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
🚨Australian Energy Minister: We only have 18 days of gasoline; 16 days of diesel and 14 days of aviation fuel
nobody:
Crypto infuencooors in Dubai: "everything is fine"
So F’ing ready 🥹
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Coming home knowing there won’t be a second date, but at least she now knows I’m building an AI agent to replace her job
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
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Got a watch roll for my entire Rolex collection 👌🏻
(I only have 1 bc I can’t afford to look like everyone else)
#wristr
“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days”
I’m putting together a team…
You are the wealthy elite now
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