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Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐 🌈 I steal catalytic converters (part time) ⚡️ 🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory” 📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer 🧧 Chinamaxing Jobminimizer 🥡🥢 🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱ 🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴 ☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️ ⚡️ 🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸 🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
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Steve 3 weeks ago
“It’s going up forever, Laura” image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
There will be signs… image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
“I heard bitcoin crashed. Told you to take profits, lol”
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Would like the war to stop, please 🙏🏻 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Strategy has acquired 17,994 BTC for ~$1.28 billion at ~$70,946 per bitcoin. As of 3/8/2026, we hodl 738,731 $BTC acquired for ~$56.04 billion at ~$75,862 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
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Steve 3 weeks ago
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️ 🌸 Pura Vida 🍑 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Shaken, not stirred… 👌🏻 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.” ― Satoshi Nakamoto
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Steve 3 weeks ago
how the jar of weed on my coffee table looks at me as im about to head into the city
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Steve 3 weeks ago
I fucking love pancakes 🫶🏻 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Today, I'm supposed to run for 4 months 💨
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Bitcoin 70k resistance
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Steve 3 weeks ago
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️ 🌸 Pura Vida 🍑 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
POV: It’s your first day on the job at the local corner store after it took you months to find stable employment 🤙🏻
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Nobody: Ben Stiller: “my vagina hurts” 😫 image
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Steve 3 weeks ago
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.” ― Satoshi Nakamoto
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Steve 3 weeks ago
F the environment 🖕🏻