“It’s going up forever, Laura”
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🌈 I steal catalytic converters (part time)
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🧧 Chinamaxing Jobminimizer 🥡🥢
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
There will be signs…
“I heard bitcoin crashed.
Told you to take profits, lol”
Would like the war to stop, please 🙏🏻
Real.✔️
Bro..
Strategy has acquired 17,994 BTC for ~$1.28 billion at ~$70,946 per bitcoin. As of 3/8/2026, we hodl 738,731 $BTC acquired for ~$56.04 billion at ~$75,862 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Shaken, not stirred… 👌🏻
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.”
― Satoshi Nakamoto
how the jar of weed on my coffee table looks at me as im about to head into the city
I fucking love pancakes 🫶🏻
GM
I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer.
Today, I'm supposed to run for 4 months 💨
Bitcoin 70k resistance
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
POV: It’s your first day on the job at the local corner store after it took you months to find stable employment 🤙🏻
Nobody:
Ben Stiller: “my vagina hurts” 😫
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.”
― Satoshi Nakamoto
F the environment 🖕🏻