Shitcoiners… 🥱
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
POV: Your portfolio is 100% Palantir
Please 🙏🏻


⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida


"Babe, they killed the Ayatollah."
"Is that a good thing?"
"I think so."
"Yay!"


• Zero American casualties
• Weapons cache eliminated
• No new war
• Iran is free
Bitcoin fixes this✔️


Trump: Launches attack on Iran 🚀🚀🚀
Iran counterattack:
GM!


⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑



One of my NAS drives failed
This is the last I have of these legacy drives shit before going to cloud w/ my data.
🤔


Now that it’s clear that most sending kids to college is a scam, kinda feeling this…


realising I can just blame Jane Street for all of my life's problems…
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


Me, after my wife ordered super spicy Chinese food last night:
Real. ✔️


my final form…


When bitcoin reaches a new ATH
You won’t know how much I have
But there will be signs… 🤔
"If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry."
- Satoshi Nakamoto