That was the summer after the financial crisis of 2008 when I was working for Credit Suisse, when I got high as F and decided to chase a different career… 💨
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🧧 Chinamaxing until further notice ✔️
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🐎
☠️ Survivor [687013]
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
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The day I become a wholecoiner 🥹
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
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🚨 Over 11.6 million cryptocurrencies failed in 2025 alone, per Coingecko 🤯
Real.✔️
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Thinking of starting a YouTube channel 🤔
When the NYC mayor makes childcare free:
Real.✔️
When bitcoin reaches 250K
You don’t know how much I have
But there will be signs… 🤔
Elon Musk could something really funny… 🤔
It be like that sometimes
day 15 of 2026
“ bitcoin is in good hands. I’ve moved onto other things “
-Satoshi Nakamoto
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them : ignore women, just go to the gym and focus on yourself
women at the gym:
F this dystopia 😖
when she is a ten but your crypto portfolio still not in profit 😭