Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🧧 Chinamaxing until morale improves🥡🥢
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🐎
☠️ Survivor [687013]
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
You guys… it’s happening 🤗


🚨 Strategy has acquired 13,627 BTC for ~$1.25 billion at ~$91,519 per bitcoin. As of 1/11/2026, MSTR hodl 687,410 $BTC
There is no second best ✊🏿


Gettin chilly again… 💨
Time for #coffeechain


⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


☝🏻


Free Jerome ✊🏿



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😤


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But first… #coffeechain


10 years ago, you wouldn’t find this beer in a discount liquor store. People use to resell this and pay more for aged ones 🤯
(Not from this morning, I’m not a degenerate alcoholic, yet)


⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


i will succeed because i am insane.


Real. ✔️



Ngl, 2026 is 🚀

