After the last 5 years of my life, I finally understand why old people sit outside for hours w/out a phone 😑
Bauzen
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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
☠️ Survivor [687013]
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🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
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🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
“I’ve moved onto other things”
-Satoshi Nakamoto
calculating how much my 0.05 BTC will be worth when Bitcoin hits $1M a coin
‘If I was the government, I’d close it down’
When you’re trying to enjoy Thanksgiving with family but you can’t stop thinking about the AI bubble, the growing cracks in the private credit market, and lack of exits in private equity
Real.✔️
I don’t need this… 🤔
Maturing as an adult is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol 🚀🚀🚀
2026 will be our year 💪🏻
Real.✔️
me on Black Friday, out of cash, looking at Bitcoin dipped below 100K 😑
Finished my list this morning 🤗
Morning after Thanksgiving be like that 😅
How driving to work on a Friday feels
(i haven't had a job in months)
Can’t do it, bro
hope you enjoyed the parade 🙏🏻
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
