I survived a plane landing with my seat reclined. AMA.

That ain’t normal.

The homeless in Buenos Aires are the most well behaved I’ve ever come across. They just sleep all day and pick up old cigarette butts when they em.

As I walked by the tranny just said “meow, hi betch!” 😂😂😂😂

The shit you see traveling can never be fully articulated or captured. It’s lighting in a bottle. An excellent joke the universe penned for you and only you, and once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Don’t zap me please my phone was stolen and the zaps are going to a wallet on the stolen device. I am traveling and haven’t setup anything else yet.

Got one (of my two) phones snatched by some piece of shit on motorcycle last night. Bro rode right up on the sidewalk behind me and one-hand-snatched my phone. It was actually very impressive lol I always keep my head on a swivel in general but since there are motorcycles ripping around everywhere here you don’t think anything when they’re close bc you expect them to be on the road. Not this time. My lock screen wasn’t on when he grabbed my device but possibly it was activated by the snatch. Luckily everything on that phone is password protected and all my 2FA’s go to my other phone / email (the one I’m using rn). No pings for password changes or invalid login attempts thus far. Not a great time but life goes on.

Strapped 👀