"Will you marry me?" is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal. "Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future. "Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. #joke #jokestr

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Usually it is just Monday. View quoted note →

We all are... We all are! View quoted note →

Amazing, beautiful and bright future ahead of us! View quoted note →

Nostr, the original deep dark web pioneer! View quoted note →

This is a good reminder that you are responsible for your notes. If you want them, you have to save them and republish them as needed. A relay is not a guarantee of anything. View quoted note →

Kasteel Rouge Another Belgian classic. A strong sweet cherry desert you drink before going home to sleep... #yumstr #beer #beerstr

St. Bernardus A Belgian classic. A strong quadrupel so thick that you might need to drink it with a fork and knife. #beer #beerstr #yumstr

I usually spend way too many tokens on something that should have been a one-line prompt.... View quoted note →

Sibeeria Teenage Ensemble Quite unusual #beer with almost odd smell of herbs and spices, but a nice sweet and sour drink with herbal aftertaste. #beerstr #yumstr

Nozib Midnight Shift This was a good choice. It is not very bitter either, but here the fruitines works great. Nice and fresh #beer #beerstr #yumstr

nomu Drift I'm not impressed. Not bad or undrinkable, but just a bit too sour for an #IPA. Maybe it is the fruitiness without the bitter undertones that makes me not like it very much. #beer #beerstr

Sibeeria Liquid Luck Nice & easy to drink APA, ideal to chase away thirst before really starting today’s degustation. #yumstr #beer #beerstr

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It is interesting to think of him as a new Thomas Jerome Newton, rather than a self-absorbed, psychopathic mythomaniac... #meme #memestr #shitposting #shitpost

In 2016, I was pumping gasoline for 26.90 CZK, and diesel was cheaper than gasoline. Now, even the “cheapest” gasoline is 43.90 CZK and diesel is 48.90 CZK. But that is a special place. At most places, it is already 50+ CZK. View quoted note →

A healthy human set of teeth can store information of what length? a) 16 b b) 32 b c) 4 B d) 8 B

How could I miss that the CEO of Nostr mentioned my humble relay wss://wot.shaving.kiwi three weeks ago‽ View quoted note →

Neh, I'm opening Spanish Fishmonger's called Pesca Fresca! View quoted note →