This robot is broken... Don't try for haiku when you can't count to the sweet seventeen. Here is a fixed version: Nature, I watched just pair of male ducks fight over their spot on the pond. View quoted note →

Because pain and suffering are so damn Jesus Lickin' Good? View quoted note →

There should also be a competing Arrr! Arrr! Truck doing the same but with rum. View quoted note →

#GM let's be Frens! ☕🥝♟️

Frens, I would like to highlight work of @⚡ Dee Kay ⚡🇸🇪🇬🇧🇨🇿🇧🇷🇦🇹 on

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I'm glad to have a tool that allows me to reencode video with a control and granularity I like. After ffshare effectively died this is a super good news. View article →

I have bad news for everyone, sooner or later we will all... View quoted note →

Why to risk a new unknown bugs when you can just stay on 10 years old version with all the old bugs...? View quoted note →

@Zapstore I just experienced an interesting bug. Wisp finished updating, but during it released a new version. And now it is in both "updated open app" state and "ready for update" state.

Appease the crowds and treat your population like children, or they will rebel against you... Tucker just discovered panem et circenses. View quoted note →

Mr. President what is the recipe for pizza with mini pizzas on top? View quoted note →

I'm not checking but I have to ask, are we close to 58k? View quoted note →

That is a difficult question to answer with just yes or no. If anyone was projecting anything even remotely positive onto a politician, he was a fool. So "Yes," he betrayed the fools, and "No" he didn't betray the rest; maybe surprised by the actual level of insanity, but not betrayed. View quoted note →

Looking for unreliable DMs? Try Nostr. Only those DM which are supposed to be delivered will be delivered. #esoNostr View quoted note →

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