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#meme #memestr #shitposting #shitpost

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About two more months until the spargle, spargle spargle time... Can't wait! View quoted note →

#GM Frens. At my usual coffee place where I go for my flat white, they had a can of white Monster sitting right next to the espresso machine. I joked with the barista, asking her if they were brewing coffee with Monster instead of water now. We had a good laugh about those days when you would really need it. Then I started thinking, what would you call a flat white made with Monster? "Flat-on-your-ass White" or "Flatline White"? Which one do you think works better? #coffestr #coffeechain #coffee

The world is out of WD-40. View quoted note →

Do you know what would a conservative supporter of traditional family values order in a Vietnamese bistro? . . . . . . . Homo Phở Bò #joke #jokestr

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We are experiencing Ram-flation now, when AI is sucking up all the memory. When that cools off, it will be followed by Goat-flation; burnt-out people from tech will start goat farms and search for their purpose.

This is odd @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 and @Fiat News 💵📰 are still boting... View quoted note →

Yesterday I talked to an American guy stationed at a NATO base in Germany. I asked him, "If Trump went after Greenland, would you be conquering it or defending it?" He wasn't amused... So I guess he will be taking turns.

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