The Babylon Bee 8 months ago

RT @Not_the_Bee: Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty patriarch, has passed away

Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty patriarch, has passed away

Say a prayer for the Robertson clan and for fans of the A&E show Duck Dynasty. The head of the Robertson house, Phil Robertson, the Duck Comman...

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric https://t.co/Bgf76aocJe

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Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric https://t.co/Bgf76aocJe

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Tim Walz Says He Never Would Have Had Affair With Chinese Communist Official’s Daughter If He Had Known She Was a Woman https://t.co/SV26n9r6Oc

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Tim Walz Says He Never Would Have Had Affair With Chinese Communist Official’s Daughter If He Had Known She Was a Woman https://t.co/SV26n9r6Oc

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake https://t.co/KpYD9f1eJg

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Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake https://t.co/KpYD9f1eJg

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Wife's Home Improvement Project Takes 10x Longer Than Projected As She Keeps Stopping To Set Up Tripod https://t.co/q9Rl30Sfxu

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Wife's Home Improvement Project Takes 10x Longer Than Projected As She Keeps Stopping To Set Up Tripod https://t.co/q9Rl30Sfxu

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Sad: X Ban Leaves Brazilians Without Reliable Access To AI-Generated Images Of Elon Musk And Donald Trump Riding Dinosaurs Through The Death Star https://t.co/MdHHvw8ily

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Sad: X Ban Leaves Brazilians Without Reliable Access To AI-Generated Images Of Elon Musk And Donald Trump Riding Dinosaurs Through The Death Star h...

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

People At Burning Man Punished By Being At Burning Man https://t.co/3LBTDcGmBE

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People At Burning Man Punished By Being At Burning Man https://t.co/3LBTDcGmBE

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

J.R.R. Tolkien Returns With Army Of The Dead To Destroy Everyone Trying To Make 'Lord Of The Rings' Woke https://t.co/42bF1Cv2Al

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J.R.R. Tolkien Returns With Army Of The Dead To Destroy Everyone Trying To Make 'Lord Of The Rings' Woke https://t.co/42bF1Cv2Al

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff https://t.co/C6FVjZS3n1

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White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff https://t.co/C6FVjZS3n1

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Scholars Confirm For Jesus's Second Miracle He Turned White Claws Back Into Water https://t.co/SODABMgxIY

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Scholars Confirm For Jesus's Second Miracle He Turned White Claws Back Into Water https://t.co/SODABMgxIY

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Dad Fervently Praying For Rapture Before He Has To Have ‘The Talk’ With His Son https://t.co/o1FyMntqF4

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Dad Fervently Praying For Rapture Before He Has To Have ‘The Talk’ With His Son https://t.co/o1FyMntqF4

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He's Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag https://t.co/O4DIyyitBw

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Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He's Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag https://t.co/O4DIyyitBw

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

'I Am Ready To Take Up Arms In Another Crusade,' Says Man Who Has Carpal Tunnel From Playing 'Elden Ring' https://t.co/7XE64ZuCcc

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'I Am Ready To Take Up Arms In Another Crusade,' Says Man Who Has Carpal Tunnel From Playing 'Elden Ring' https://t.co/7XE64ZuCcc

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Primary Cause Of Global Warming Found To Be Massive Dumpster Fire Burning At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC https://t.co/lhEzHswaR2

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Primary Cause Of Global Warming Found To Be Massive Dumpster Fire Burning At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC https://t.co/lhEzHswaR2

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Nation's Libertarians Renew Push For 365 Federal Holidays A Year https://t.co/hUbDoBHc8o

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Nation's Libertarians Renew Push For 365 Federal Holidays A Year https://t.co/hUbDoBHc8o

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

After Dismissing Warnings From His Mother, Tucker Carlson's Face Is Now Stuck That Way https://t.co/GD5sEPOMiZ

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After Dismissing Warnings From His Mother, Tucker Carlson's Face Is Now Stuck That Way https://t.co/GD5sEPOMiZ

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn' https://t.co/uQN4swSeRX

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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn' https://t.co/uQN4swSeRX

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese https://t.co/k5ThaVb2VB

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Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese https://t.co/k5ThaVb2VB

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Amazon Delivers Another Pile Of Unwanted Crap To Your House https://t.co/rlZ6LhAMxp

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Amazon Delivers Another Pile Of Unwanted Crap To Your House https://t.co/rlZ6LhAMxp

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Man Wears Mask To Let People Know He’s Terrible At Risk Analysis https://t.co/i3gp2GLVhN

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Man Wears Mask To Let People Know He’s Terrible At Risk Analysis https://t.co/i3gp2GLVhN