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Man's Therapist Suggests He May Just Have An Abusive Relationship With His Favorite Sports Team https://t.co/JL5WU6Qeol https://t.co/zRMnHqcK4M 

Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris https://t.co/QQyodkKaGm


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Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris https://t.co/QQyodkKaGm

Calvary Chapel Pastor Shocked To Learn There Are Books in the Bible Other Than Revelation https://t.co/DsTlxk09Qq


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Calvary Chapel Pastor Shocked To Learn There Are Books in the Bible Other Than Revelation https://t.co/DsTlxk09Qq

Sad: Imagine Dragons Unable To Convince Any Politicians To Use Their Songs At Rallies https://t.co/IN32k6SPAG


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Sad: Imagine Dragons Unable To Convince Any Politicians To Use Their Songs At Rallies https://t.co/IN32k6SPAG

Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House https://t.co/WsdKSLeJ4H


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Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House https://t.co/WsdKSLeJ4H

The Babylon Bee Explains: Christian Nationalism https://t.co/zrKEtkXMgl


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So Close: This Man Was About To Get Into Heaven But Then St. Peter Heard Him Call Soda 'Pop' And Down The Trapdoor He Goooooes https://t.co/hdBFMKnKrH


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So Close: This Man Was About To Get Into Heaven But Then St. Peter Heard Him Call Soda 'Pop' And Down The Trapdoor He Goooooes https://t.co/hdBFMKnKrH

14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History https://t.co/MD82OwrSPv


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14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History https://t.co/MD82OwrSPv

Jordan Peterson To Host First Televised Lobster Fights https://t.co/D88uTMlaiW


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Jordan Peterson To Host First Televised Lobster Fights https://t.co/D88uTMlaiW

Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying https://t.co/Db7uzuD8YR


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Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying https://t.co/Db7uzuD8YR

Report: This Storm Looks Like It’s Gonna Be Really Bad Heck Yeah Let’s Sit On The Porch And Watch It https://t.co/Fh5pEZLVHl


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Report: This Storm Looks Like It’s Gonna Be Really Bad Heck Yeah Let’s Sit On The Porch And Watch It https://t.co/Fh5pEZLVHl

10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview https://t.co/Stc9Wz3lCU


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10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview https://t.co/Stc9Wz3lCU

Schrödinger's Neighbors Say Thought Experiment Very Interesting But They Would Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where Their Cat Is https://t.co/x5Z4cQB3M9


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Schrödinger's Neighbors Say Thought Experiment Very Interesting But They Would Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where Their Cat Is https://t....

Pastor Gently Asks Congregation to Stop Actually Tithing A Tenth Of Their Mint, Dill, And Cumin https://t.co/Cb5ZTQZMkx https://t.co/kYTVclCUit 

Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website https://t.co/Lx7QdzS76y


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Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website https://t.co/Lx7QdzS76y

Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions https://t.co/17fwDAbmdZ


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Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions https://t.co/17fwDAbmdZ

Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare https://t.co/mgHUObifqB


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Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare https://t.co/mgHUObifqB

Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was https://t.co/NL6FUUZJey


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Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was https://t.co/NL6FUUZJey

Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan https://t.co/k4t97XrgmG


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Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan https://t.co/k4t97XrgmG


