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Miracle: Government Feeds Five People With Just 2.3 Trillion Loaves And Fishes https://t.co/LI5Hw2Aqzr


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Democrats Unveil ‘Tread On Me’ Flag https://t.co/q8wWVFS9Kp


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Man Patiently Waits For Neighbor To Go Back Inside So He Can Get To His Car Without Small Talk https://t.co/NrYsESASXR


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China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended https://t.co/DVGHhyaYXw


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China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended https://t.co/DVGHhyaYXw

'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office https://t.co/GJwsmfBvZg


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Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. https://t.co/YJ3N5ZYJ6e


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Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. https://t.co/YJ3N5ZYJ6e

Jennifer Lopez Now Just One Away On Her Divorce Punch Card From Getting A Free Husband https://t.co/gfNmzHkQsk


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Jennifer Lopez Now Just One Away On Her Divorce Punch Card From Getting A Free Husband https://t.co/gfNmzHkQsk

'Children Are A Gift From God,' Mom Reminds Herself After Being Asked To Read 'Hop On Pop' For 73rd Time Today https://t.co/KSZwk09DEf


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'Children Are A Gift From God,' Mom Reminds Herself After Being Asked To Read 'Hop On Pop' For 73rd Time Today https://t.co/KSZwk09DEf

Should Have Tried This Years Ago: RFK's Voice Clears Up After Small Sip Of Water https://t.co/42UEB2Bs9h


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Should Have Tried This Years Ago: RFK's Voice Clears Up After Small Sip Of Water https://t.co/42UEB2Bs9h

'Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink' And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed https://t.co/JwoQBKSmy3


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'Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink' And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed https://t.co/JwoQBKSmy3

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant https://t.co/q3r5dua7AP


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Texas Builds 600 Miles Of Border Wall Using U-Haul Trucks From California https://t.co/34gXo4l3CM


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Texas Builds 600 Miles Of Border Wall Using U-Haul Trucks From California https://t.co/34gXo4l3CM

Toddler Scientists Release Food Pyramid That's Entirely Made Out Of Goldfish https://t.co/j8VGnoUS4c


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Michelle Obama Exits DNC On 'Eat the Rich' Palanquin https://t.co/B2ElcmWIGt


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Michelle Obama Exits DNC On 'Eat the Rich' Palanquin https://t.co/B2ElcmWIGt

10 Crazy Facts About 'The Office' You Didn't Know https://t.co/wEsFXqsYaT


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Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh https://t.co/eXKzU44dpF


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Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh https://t.co/eXKzU44dpF

Family Vacation Ruined By Family https://t.co/AwEKjFWW3i


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Family Vacation Ruined By Family https://t.co/AwEKjFWW3i

Obamas Promise To Spread Their Wealth Around New $15 Million Estate https://t.co/zxMDtASz7S


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Obamas Promise To Spread Their Wealth Around New $15 Million Estate https://t.co/zxMDtASz7S

‘We’re Still The Future! You’ll See! You’ll All See!’ Shouts Man Working Dippin’ Dots Stand https://t.co/PId4yMuNPg


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‘We’re Still The Future! You’ll See! You’ll All See!’ Shouts Man Working Dippin’ Dots Stand https://t.co/PId4yMuNPg
