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Colorado School Releases Powerful Commercial For Why You Should Homeschool
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Colorado School Releases Powerful Commercial For Why You Should Homeschool
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — The Vanguard School in Colorado Springs has released a powerful commercial demonstrating why parents should homeschool the...
Colorado School Releases Powerful Commercial For Why You Should Homeschool
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Colorado School Releases Powerful Commercial For Why You Should Homeschool
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — The Vanguard School in Colorado Springs has released a powerful commercial demonstrating why parents should homeschool the...
So Close: This Man Was About To Get Into Heaven But Then St. Peter Heard Him Call Soda 'Pop' And Down The Trapdoor He Goooooes
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So Close: This Man Was About To Get Into Heaven But Then St. Peter Heard Him Call Soda 'Pop' And Down The Trapdoor He Goooooes
PEARLY GATES — The late Steve Christiansen, a devout Christian who had filled his mortal days serving others and standing for truth and righteous...
Mitch McConnell Unveils Reelection Campaign Slogan: …...................
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Mitch McConnell Unveils Reelection Campaign Slogan: …...................
LEXINGTON, KY — Senator Mitch McConnell revealed today his reelection campaign slogan, "..............".
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
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Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine Stat...
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
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Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine Stat...
Archaeologists Discover Samson’s Bottle Of Herbal Essences
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Archaeologists Discover Samson’s Bottle Of Herbal Essences
ISRAEL — The archaeological world celebrated a remarkable discovery this week, as an excavation team announced the discovery of a bottle of Herba...
Singer Nails National Anthem By Just Not Changing Any Of The Notes
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Singer Nails National Anthem By Just Not Changing Any Of The Notes
FLUSHING, NY — Singer Derek Carter delivered an incredible rendition of the National Anthem today by simply singing the song exactly as it was wr...
'Welp, Time To Get A Riding Lawnmower' Says Man Surveying His 10 Square Feet Of Grass
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'Welp, Time To Get A Riding Lawnmower' Says Man Surveying His 10 Square Feet Of Grass
BENTONVILLE, AR — After surveying the ten square feet of grass in his new home's yard, local man Dan Jenkins decided it was definitely time ...
9 Signs That In Retrospect Made It Obvious Judas Was The Betrayer
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9 Signs That In Retrospect Made It Obvious Judas Was The Betrayer
Even at the Last Supper, Jesus' disciples were still not keen to know who was the traitor among them - yet looking back, the signs were all th...
Fulton County Releases First Official Portrait Of The 47th President Of The United States
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Fulton County Releases First Official Portrait Of The 47th President Of The United States
ATLANTA, GA — In a moment that will go down in history books for generations to come, Georgia's Fulton County has released an exclusive firs...
Check Out These Devastating Pictures Of Hurricane Hilary's Aftermath
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Check Out These Devastating Pictures Of Hurricane Hilary's Aftermath
Hurricane Hilary has struck southern California. Already, the pictures emerging from the disaster area are heartbreaking.
New Poll Finds 70% Of Republicans Believe Trump More Trustworthy Than Jesus
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New Poll Finds 70% Of Republicans Believe Trump More Trustworthy Than Jesus
NEW YORK, NY — A shocking new poll of registered Republican voters has revealed that an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is ...
California Drought Undeniable Evidence Of Climate Change - UPDATE: California Rain Undeniable Evidence Of Climate Change
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California Drought Undeniable Evidence Of Climate Change - UPDATE: California Rain Undeniable Evidence Of Climate Change
SACRAMENTO — Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed what climate scientists have been saying for years, that the devastating California drought is unden...
Local Church Tries Bold New Tactic Of Just Teaching The Bible
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Local Church Tries Bold New Tactic Of Just Teaching The Bible
GASTONIA, NC — A local church found a new surge in popularity after making the revolutionary decision to forego its normal attempts to appeal to ...