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Rift Opens In Space-Time Continuum As Man Buys Dave Ramsey Book With Credit Card
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Rift Opens In Space-Time Continuum As Man Buys Dave Ramsey Book With Credit Card
ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Dean Richardson caused a rift to open in the space-time continuum this morning when he foolishly used a credit card to p...
Disaster Relief Plane Flies Over Hawaii On Way To Ukraine
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Disaster Relief Plane Flies Over Hawaii On Way To Ukraine
U.S. — According to sources, a plane carrying emergency supplies and $10 Billion in disaster relief flew over the Hawaiian island of Maui on its ...
Studies Show Everyone At The Beach Absolutely Wants To Listen To Your Crappy Music So Crank That Baby Up
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Studies Show Everyone At The Beach Absolutely Wants To Listen To Your Crappy Music So Crank That Baby Up
BEACHVILLE, USA — According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're...
UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle
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UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle
ATLANTA, GA — As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers...
Hawaii Officials Ask Whoever Stole Ancient Fire God Tiki Statue To Please Return It ASAP
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Hawaii Officials Ask Whoever Stole Ancient Fire God Tiki Statue To Please Return It ASAP
LAHAINA, HI — Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stol...
Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes
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Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes
U.S. — In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to in...
UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle
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UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle
ATLANTA, GA — As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers...
Hawaii Officials Ask Whoever Stole Ancient Fire God Tiki Statue To Please Return It ASAP
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Hawaii Officials Ask Whoever Stole Ancient Fire God Tiki Statue To Please Return It ASAP
LAHAINA, HI — Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stol...
Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes
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Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes
U.S. — In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to in...
Heroic Dog Only One Protecting Family From Dangerous Amazon Driver
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Heroic Dog Only One Protecting Family From Dangerous Amazon Driver
WINNEMUCCA, NV — The Jorgensen family's home lies in a sea of residences, each more vulnerable than the last, ignorant of the numerous daily...
Heroic Dog Only One Protecting Family From Dangerous Amazon Driver
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Heroic Dog Only One Protecting Family From Dangerous Amazon Driver
WINNEMUCCA, NV — The Jorgensen family's home lies in a sea of residences, each more vulnerable than the last, ignorant of the numerous daily...
Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing
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Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing
BOSTON, MA — After declaring a state of emergency due to the influx of migrants numbering in the dozens, Massachusetts began to wonder if former ...
Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
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Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital ...
With Colbert Off The Air, Dancing Vaccines Forced To Perform At Children’s Birthday Parties
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With Colbert Off The Air, Dancing Vaccines Forced To Perform At Children’s Birthday Parties
MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY — With the writers' strike entering its fourth month, workers associated with late-night comedy shows are falling on h...
Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing
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Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing
BOSTON, MA — After declaring a state of emergency due to the influx of migrants numbering in the dozens, Massachusetts began to wonder if former ...
Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
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Democrats Say It’ll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital ...