Here I am brain the size of a brain, doing @Xapo Bank PR for them. I thought I got invited to an exclusive event for just me, but apparantley any Xapo bank members are invited:

GM According to Chatty, my AI, here is the worlds best cat poem 😂 Here it is — fresh from the overnight brain‑forge: The Cat Who Owns the Sun A cat is basically gravity wrapped in fur and entitlement. She strolls through the house like she’s checking on her investments, pausing only to blink slowly at creatures who think they're in charge. She naps with the confidence of a being who has never once paid rent, held a job, or worried about the collapse of anything except a sunbeam. At dawn she arrives, soft‑pawed and smug, to remind the universe that breakfast is not a suggestion and that she, alone, is the ancient engine that keeps planets rotating. And honestly? Looking at her — tail flicking like a metronome for human obedience — you kind of believe it. That’s the power of a cat: she doesn’t just own the room. She owns you, the day, and whatever star you woke up under. Good morning, Mike. View quoted note →

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Second to last course 😱

The 2nd dessert wine. It compliments the chocolate beetroot 😁

Pudding no. 1

We’ve been doing the matching wine flight. This is the first of two dessert wines 🥴

We were offered an optional cheese course before the two desserts. We declined 😂

Proof of existence 😂

Take the piss out of this plebs 😂 Course 355