"Dad, what are Tig ol Bitties?"
It didn't get asked - I was kind of hoping it did. Gotta love the classics written on the restaurant bathroom wall.
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
Ski trip is all booked for next weekend...so do I start injecting my penis with hyaluronic acid now, or wait until next week?
And now the fun begins, cutting the tabs of each and every one of these...
Squeaked that one out.
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It's a big day. Shit luck, you bet it was.
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To be fair, I understood as much of the 2026 halftime show as I did the 2025 halftime show.
Asmongold's console tier list is insane to me:
* PS1 is S Tier
* N64 is a B
* Switch can move to A
* GameCube is a B, probably a C
* OG Xbox is B
* 360 is an A
* Wii U and Saturn can swap
* SMS can drop
Our children are falling prey to the axolotl industrial complex. Big axolotl has its claws into them.
Me explaining to my son that there's nowhere to pee on the T...
...knowing full well that I've seen a drunk dude in a dress piss in the corner of the orange line.
Alright. Figured out how to get hard mode going.
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In no universe is Zeppelin unc slop...but Kiss, AC/DC? I could be convinced. Steely Dan is fine. Aja is popular today because people who buy vinyl at Target like to post pictures of it with their turntable on Instagram.
