If the key to immortality is forcing your family members to share their boner data with you (and the internet), I'd gladly choose to stay mortal and die.
BaronBurdock
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
I'm putting it in my will that when I die, an AI version of myself must be granted access to all my social media accounts so that it can peddle shitcoins. Can't be a scammer if you are dead. That's the loophole.
Aaaaand NewPipe is back up and running.
The price I pay to live in paradise.
Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, notable agorists still complain. Absolutely insufferable.
Holy shit the LP helped accomplish something...
My wife walks in during an important life lesson to my son, rolls eyes, and then leaves:
"You wanna know how to succeed in life? Don't bash your face off the dog and get a bloody nose, okay? Leave the dog alone, dont bash your face off the dog, recipe for success, trust me"
I keep hearing the term "5D chess", which indicates an even greater level of complexity beyond "4D chess".
Look, I'm still working on 2D chess. 2D chess is hard enough.
Haven't purple pilled any friends IRL, but I have some takers on meshtastic. Baby steps...
They can raise the price of games to $200 for all I care. I still plan on buying them 4 years later on eBay for $20. If games go all digital, then our journey ends there.
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Gee that's odd, why would Fauci need a pardon?
"Here's your shit. It's fubar. We acknowledge it's fubar, but we aren't going to do anything about it except put it in this nice bag"
One thing I admire about Boomers is their belief that massive burocratic institutions can be moved simply by calling and badgering enough people. I feel like most Millennials and Zoomers know that this is akin to denying gravity, and that most processes exist with few shortcuts.
The odds are, somewhere, someone running GrapheneOS has installed RedNote. I want to meet that person.
Imagine successfully breeding an animal that will instinctively go chase down things and bring them back to you, but then as a side effect, making that animal a complete fucking derp.
The most predictable, American responses to the whole TikTok ban is to download a Chinese alternative as a "fuck you".
Honestly we should have been telling people NOT to use Nostr.
The vibe shift will be complete when the Google Doodles starts celebrating normie shit like the inventor of the sawzall.
There's probably somewhere that has this stat, but I'm curious what the approval/disapproval rating for any guest on Joe Rogan is before and after the show. My guess is that most guests walk away with people liking them more.
Every time something isn't available to stream but I have it on DVD, an internal dialogue takes place: how shitty of a viewing experience am I willing to tolerate before I start rebuying stuff in 4K UHD. Until now I've resisted that urge. I blame my wife for what's about to happen next.