BaronBurdock 3 years ago

I'm sure hearing "gunter glieben glauten globen" followed by Pretty Fly For a White Guy was a pretty infuriating rugpull for anyone from the 80's. Similarly, as a child of the 90s, when I hear Blue Da Ba Dee come on and it ends up being some other friggin song I too get annoyed.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Years from now, we will look back on the 9th generation of consoles and wonder what possessed Sony and Microsoft to both use such aesthetically repulsive shells. God I hope the inevitable slim models look better.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Pro-tip: if you want something for Christmas, walk around the house singing Christmas songs and slipping the item you want into the lyrics. Its difficult, but I assure you, "generator storage shed" can fit into a variety of Christmas songs.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

The digital-only future is a dystopian hellscape that I want no part of.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Microsoft: you need a 4.7 gig update in order to factory reset your Xbox Me:

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Hah! In addition to the dump-find GameCube, my friend also had a dump-find Xbox One with a busted hdmi port. For shits and giggles I tried to put a new one in. Hell yeah!

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

If you value liberty to any degree, this man is not an ally...

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

I don't think I have an irrational aversion to any console but the PS3. For some reason, I have no interest in chasing that console down and adding it to my setup. I blame the internet, $599, and giant enemy crabs.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Rothbard says we all get one exception. I want to do something noble with mine... Speech to text is now outlawed unless you can show need and competency with the tool.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

So happy that Indy 5 is coming out. My friends and family were really getting tired of me bitching about Crystal Skull since 2008, so some new material will be welcomed.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Cleaning out stuff at my parents. My wife is not pleased with what I'm coming home with.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Gorilla Glue, official sponsor of decorating the Christmas tree. If my kids break less than 6 ornaments this year I will call it a success

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

"Why yes, I do hate myself and place absolutely no value on my time" ...was in the mood for some cringe.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

My buddy's dump find GameCube. It's fucking nasty. I now have hepatitis, tetanus and herpes, but it does power on. Just needs a deep clean and maybe a PicoBoot for good measure. DOL-001, a good one to save.

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Playing Windwaker, the way God intended...

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Genesis controllers work on the Atari 2600 (by a happy accident as I understand). Does the Genesis 8bitdo adapter also work the 2600? Getting mixed messages searching around. #RETROGAMING

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Yes, Twitter is a dumpster fire, but don't reward cowards

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CBS News PR (@CBSNewsPress) on X

After pausing for much of the weekend to assess the security concerns, CBS News and Stations is resuming its activity on Twitter as we continue to ...

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

I can't stop laughing. God I love cesspool that is Twitter

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

Nintendo never forgets a good idea. Miyamoto wanted a ridable dinosaur in the original SMB and had to wait years to pull it off. I gotta wonder if Raphael the Raven inspired Mario Galaxy...

BaronBurdock 3 years ago

My wife: how can you stand that noise?! Me: Your precious angel [points to son, who now has a shit eating grin] screamed non-stop for an entire year. It was relentless. I am a stone, I am a diamond. This is nothing. My wife: ...