My wife: how can you stand that noise?!
Me: Your precious angel [points to son, who now has a shit eating grin] screamed non-stop for an entire year. It was relentless. I am a stone, I am a diamond. This is nothing.
My wife: ... 
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
My 3 year old, who wanted to help me, just ran at my consoles with a hammer...
Yeah, gonna need to trade that for the toy drill or something haha
In a conversation with friends a week or two ago, I described Jordan Peterson as "an uber-boomer, but mostly harmless". With him screeching about anonymous accounts again, I'm rethinking that statement.
The ending to Fight Club, except instead of banks and credit card companies, its the server buildings for Teams and Zoom.
I have a mandatory training today, and if I can stop myself from speaking, I get to keep my job...but I really want to start frothing at the mouth about seizing the means of production and unionizing the masses as retaliation for having to take the training.
Cable management...attempt #7239 
Feverishly trying to block and mute all the accounts that annoyed me on Twitter that will also annoy me on Fedi.
This is wild. How and why does this exist? https://t.co/OodB7Wi6FX
My condolences to everyone out there that was dreading this, but I have some ski equipment that I desperately want to bust out, so, ❄️😎❄️ 
My friends are insane people and decided to get me a Saturn because I've been talking about getting one for about 3 years...blown away 
BlueRetro adapter works on all my consoles except the PS1 with the xstation installed. The board is a PU-18 which I've read can cause issues with random button inputs, but my adapter acts like its not getting enough power. Did I screw up with the xstation install? #retrogaming
November 14th, 2022, the heat finally kicked on. 
Without question, this is the project that I am most excited for right now. 
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Sequel Wars (@MMSequelWars) on X
In another timeline... Proto Man swoops in to save the day! Sequel Wars will let you spice up your MM4-6 playthrough with new characters and weapon...
Social media has really fried my ability to be interested in a topic for more than a couple days. That said, I could be entertained by people relentlessly shitting on SBF for at least 3 to 4 more weeks. Keep up the good work!
Virtual Console had many many flaws, and Switch Online has many many flaws, but Virtual Console's potential, if it was fully realized, greatly surpasses Switch Online...see also Steam...
Years ago I worked for a branch of a company that was later sold. Before it all went down, management called a meeting to assure everyone that they were committed to our branch. A coworker mentioned to me that they found the meeting very assuring. I told them something big (1/2)
If you had some friends that agreed to play through any game you picked, and you wanted them to play the cringiest game in the pre-360/PS3 era because you are an awful person, what would it be? I want a game that is not only bad, but uncomfortable sit through.
#RETROGAMING 
Testing out Star Fox EX 
I've been in policy review all morning, with new sets of eyes looking at ancient policies that need tweaking. They are smart people with great ideas, but where they have no experience with the policy and don't know why things were put in place, anything they (1/2)
Well I mean he's sorry right? Surely that counts for something 
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1) I'm sorry. That's the biggest thing.
I fucked up, and should have done better.