Taking a step back, I don't know how my parents weren't absolutely horrified raising two kids in the 90s/2000s. My dad likes Chicago and my mom likes the Carpenters - grappling with our music must have been a living nightmare.
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
I'm a simple, peaceful man, but if McDonald's ever brought these back I would probably get arrested for fighting every other millennial parent out there also trying to get their kids some of these nostalgia fuel pails. 

Fruit flies: the herpes of the kitchen world
Rain grilling: I eat the burgers, the mosquitoes eat me. Everyone eats
Traumatic night. Ripping CDs again, my daughter comes in and sees Nevermind, and is extremely concerned about the baby on front cover left unattended in a pool. One step away from signing a blood oath with a six year old that the baby was okay.
This is batshit insane. The stages from 4-6 are really well done, and that alone is reason to follow this project...but the Dust Man Ex stage is absolutely wild. 
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The EX update for our SAGE 2022 demo is now LIVE! Re-download the game on the event site and enjoy a completely revamped 16-bit Mega Man experience...
Live action Pinocchio...Jiminy Cricket's helmet face and nose is bothering me.
Filing this under "because why not?"
Hacked up some aliexpress NES and SNES extension cables and hooked them together. They have the same pinout. B and A map to Y and B respectively. I wish I was smart enough to grab shrink tubing on the ride home. 

If your green energy solution doesn't include hydro and nuclear, you really don't have a solution...
This thing rattles like crazy. Temporary solution to weight it with metal punches that were nearby. Sidenote: I ripped King Crimson at a low quality way-back-when. Terrible disservice 

Me, presenting my detailed plan to move all my wife's stuff out of the office to make room for a 3d printer. 

More CD ripping. I was 15 when Lateralus came out and it blew my mind. I remember loving the fact that is was mastered in Portland, ME (any time anything cool happens in Maine I get excited, nothing has really changed). 

New idea for a Twitter bot (with Fediverse crossposting): the "preserve democracy bot". It pulls random things that we need to do in order to preserve our democracy, e.g. eat more tacos, clean our rooms, floss everyday, call mom on mother's day.

I was listening to a podcast a while back and they discussed how we don't appreciate smells in the modern age. I scoffed at it. Someone brought flowers into the office and the whole place smells. My first thought was it smells like a urinal. Probably some truth on that podcast.
Step 1: We march into Canada and take back what's rightfully ours.
Step 2: We give southern Maine back to Massachusetts. All done with that shit.
Step 3: We party with NH 

How does one acquire an F-15? Asking for a friend.
Man, Gorbachev found himself in a lot of video games
Jackass has forever changed the way I look at baby seats on bikes. I just can't unsee it.
