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BaronBurdock
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Taking a step back, I don't know how my parents weren't absolutely horrified raising two kids in the 90s/2000s. My dad likes Chicago and my mom likes the Carpenters - grappling with our music must have been a living nightmare.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
I'm a simple, peaceful man, but if McDonald's ever brought these back I would probably get arrested for fighting every other millennial parent out there also trying to get their kids some of these nostalgia fuel pails. image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Rain grilling: I eat the burgers, the mosquitoes eat me. Everyone eats
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Traumatic night. Ripping CDs again, my daughter comes in and sees Nevermind, and is extremely concerned about the baby on front cover left unattended in a pool. One step away from signing a blood oath with a six year old that the baby was okay.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Live action Pinocchio...Jiminy Cricket's helmet face and nose is bothering me.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Filing this under "because why not?" Hacked up some aliexpress NES and SNES extension cables and hooked them together. They have the same pinout. B and A map to Y and B respectively. I wish I was smart enough to grab shrink tubing on the ride home. image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
If your green energy solution doesn't include hydro and nuclear, you really don't have a solution...
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
This thing rattles like crazy. Temporary solution to weight it with metal punches that were nearby. Sidenote: I ripped King Crimson at a low quality way-back-when. Terrible disservice image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Me, presenting my detailed plan to move all my wife's stuff out of the office to make room for a 3d printer. image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
More CD ripping. I was 15 when Lateralus came out and it blew my mind. I remember loving the fact that is was mastered in Portland, ME (any time anything cool happens in Maine I get excited, nothing has really changed). image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
New idea for a Twitter bot (with Fediverse crossposting): the "preserve democracy bot". It pulls random things that we need to do in order to preserve our democracy, e.g. eat more tacos, clean our rooms, floss everyday, call mom on mother's day.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
I was listening to a podcast a while back and they discussed how we don't appreciate smells in the modern age. I scoffed at it. Someone brought flowers into the office and the whole place smells. My first thought was it smells like a urinal. Probably some truth on that podcast.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Step 1: We march into Canada and take back what's rightfully ours. Step 2: We give southern Maine back to Massachusetts. All done with that shit. Step 3: We party with NH image
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
How does one acquire an F-15? Asking for a friend.
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Man, Gorbachev found himself in a lot of video games
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BaronBurdock 3 years ago
Jackass has forever changed the way I look at baby seats on bikes. I just can't unsee it.